What Are Effective Ways To Get Rid of The Witnesses?

by minimus 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • r51785

    Say, "Let's pray together," and then grab them by the hand and start praying out loud to Jesus. Witnesses are scared of anyone else praying.

  • johnny cip
    johnny cip

    lady liberty; your 607 aproach is a killer. and you will never get a good answer, i like the jesus did an inspection of all religions from 1914-1918 and choose the wt as the fds. i always ask any jw how long they have been in the wt? then i bring out the fact that they have never read any wt publication from 1914-1918 to prove jesus choose the wt at this time. all the while i bring out some wacky teaching from that time. and the jw is dumbfounded. then i offer to have a one year study with this jw. on this wt material. because. i want them to feel the same way jesus did about the wt at the time. then i let them know i did the research, and that's the reason i'm NOT A JW BECAUSE I KNOW THE WTS IS LYING ABOUT THEIR HISTORY... I HAVE NEVER LOST THIS ARGUMENT JOHN

  • minimus

    Ask them if they will stop associating with people if they are no longer Witnesses.

  • Lady Liberty
    Lady Liberty

    Wow Jhonny,

    Thats a great one too! If you were never a witness, or moved into a area where no one knows you, it would be fun to agree to a Bible study and do just what you decribed!!


    Lady Liberty

  • minimus

    Tell them, you'll study with THEM first or they can't come back.

  • HadEnuf

    I could have gotten rid of our "former" PO just by stepping a little bit on the gas this morning on the way to the post office. He was jaywalking right in front of my car. Oops...by by PO. Oh...isn't that what you meant Mr. Minimus?

  • Dismembered

    At the risk of sounding like a broken record:

    I recently told one of those intruding, uninvited idiots he had big gonads to be at my door. His face contorted like one of those soft pretzels you get at the Fair when I told him that. That worked. He hasn't been back yet.


  • Mastodon

    I would ask them if they could join me in prayer. I would ask them to hold hands with me and then pray like this:

    Dear Father, we come to you as your humble servants asking you to watch over us and to help us understand the deeper truths of your purpose. (Raise your voice) Oh, Hear us Lord Satan and guide these unwitting fellows into you dark fold and let their souls forever burn in the torment that is your soul."


    I found that having a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, one arm tied up (as if fixing heroin) holding a syringe, a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other hand, and saying, "Welcome to 'postate heaven," usually scares them away.

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan
    Hang a I LOVE RAY FRANZ sign on your door. This should effectively get rid of 99% of them.

    Being that about 98% of JWs have no clue who he is means this method may be a little ineffective.
    How brave of the Society, instead of coming head on to your biggest critic you simply bury his existance. It's a true sign of 'truth'.

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