What Are Effective Ways To Get Rid of The Witnesses?
While I appreciate that you believe you are doing something good, I would prefer not to be contacted, Please place me on your do not call list.
Start talking about their bit-part sidekick (aka Jesus).
Say you believe there is no other name under heaven by which to be saved.
They usually run a mile.
JWs hate talking about Jesus Christ. They really do.
I haven't had any come by yet, but I think something simple like, "F*ck off, cult boy!" would suffice.
"Why don't you say the good ol:'
I used to be a Witness but then I realized one day that God would never choose to personally accept a group of people who taught the Egyptian pyramids where linked to Christs rulership and reject everbody else. If he could accept that error, he could accept the error of other groups as well."
That should do it.
Hang a I LOVE RAY FRANZ sign on your door. This should effectively get rid of 99% of them.
Buy a gun
I've always told my non-JW friends to tell 'em...
I figure that outta send 'em running.
Note: I do not feel 'apostate' and am not disfellowshipped. I just feel that this plays into their superstitions.
Have you tried sawing up the bodies and then boiling the body pieces till the flesh falls apart?