A MUSICAL! Now there's an idea.
Sung to the tune of The Surrey With The Fringe On Top:
Moms and dads and kids gonna scurry
When we ring their bell in a hurry,
When we ring their bell in a hurry with our service bags!
Four door cars are nice for our service,
Suit and tie for Witness reservists,
Sellin' studies to the worldly people, theocratic mags!
We love Jehovah, and we never sin,
We love the organization,
We're happier now that we've ever been,
Strong in determination!