LOL what date was on theAsleepAwake magazine?
It was the August 8, 2005 edition. I was hoping for one of the new monthly editions... but at least it was the lesser of the two. I would have thrown the Craptower Watchtower into our outside dumpster immediately.
Inside this edition of the Asleep! Awake!, readers could also be bored to tears delighted with information from such articles as "Honey--The Bee's Gift to Man." Parents will have their intelligence insulted by be interested in the article "Toys--Past and Present." But the main article is a mind numbing encouraging expose into "Life Without Fear. Is it Possible?"
No wonder they went to a monthly format! I think they finally ran out of crap! Oh, wait. I forgot who I was talking about. The Bumbling Body still has plenty to dish out, I'm sure...