At the end he was a shadow of his former self.
Yeah, a great big ol' gargantuan shadow...of his former self.
Elvis, too young to die ... too fat to live ... (sorry, I couldn't resist either)
... it won't make you more attractive to the opposite sex ...
You're not selling it to me ...
I'll need half a dozen or so . . . . testers/helpers
... but put me down if you need help with anything.