Russells Pyramid ~ for an Australian frog

by unclebruce 38 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Ozzie,

    Watchout the doc bites! (and he keeps forgeting his rabies shots lol

    I remmember Arthur Thorn* saying that in the 1920's Adelaide was visited by a sister™ with several of Russells personal possessions. Russells radio programs were very popular. His hat, gloves and cane attracted big crowds and much awe. This man worship disgusted Arthur. I wonder how many things Russell would get reproved for if he tried to become a JW today? The beard, the cross, birthday's, christmas,

    unclebruce

    *Arthur Thorn was an Oxford grad and one of natures gentlemen. He studied™ with my family every monday night from 1964 - 1968 (but we still didn't really get it lol)

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll
    I remmember Arthur Thorn* saying that in the 1920's Adelaide was visited by a sister™ with several of Russells personal possessions. Russells radio programs were very popular. His hat, gloves and cane attracted big crowds and much awe. This man worship disgusted Arthur.

    I was never one for the suck arses that would swoon at the sight of a member of the GB at a DC and seeing people on this board go on about members of the GB and their close family like they are royalty kinda turns my stomach. It's man worship, pure and simple.

    Ozzie, for the above reasons I was never really interested in WTBTS "celebs" so i know squat diddly about Russell other than he was a crook, a liar and a conman. Who was Maria?

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day unc,

    You're up late, mate!

    I reckon Chucky Russell would be in a backroom meeting for sure.

    His married life was disastrous - and bizarre, fancy never shaggin Maria!!! From what they tell us, he liked young girls tho'.

    And that beard!!!!! Struth! And that stoopid coat - he never liked to use a speakers stand either - struth, he'd have got a W for so many things on his Speech Counsel slip!!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Doc,

    Mate, you've never heard of Maria?? She was Chuck's wife.

    Trouble is, Chuck wrote a l-o-n-g article in the Warped Tower that he'd never shagged her. I kid you not.

  • Jourles
    Jourles

    I think we need to have a contest. The first person to show a picture of themselves peeing on the pyramid wins $5 via paypal.

    I know there is someone out there that is willing to do it.

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll

    Ah yeah I read about that and how the watchtower bent over backward to distance themselves from that kind of marrage arrangement.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Ozzie - Dear Brother Russell couldn't have sex - he was a bride riding shotgun for Jesus.

  • Dr Jekyll
    Dr Jekyll
    I think we need to have a contest. The first person to show a picture of themselves peeing on the pyramid wins $5 via paypal.

    If I lived in NY I'd be $5 richer

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    $5? geez I'd piss on it for free .. for $5US I'd haul it away on a stolen truck lol

  • Clam
    Clam

    By my reckoning this should be post 666 so I'm planting it in a Chas Russell thread.

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    Maybe Russell said something like " Well forget the others I reckon the big shit fight is coming in 1914, and if it doesn't they can bury me in a pyramid, LOL "

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