well every year we go to a conference at the snow. Good way to tax deduct your ski trip.
anyway this day, a couple of years ago, we skiied hard all day, had no lunch. then went straight to lectures in our ski clothes. We had happy hour there, got a little tipsy, then went back to another couples unit and got a little more tipsy. Rolled back to our place around 7.30pm.
stuck a frozen curry in the microwave, said "i'm not feeling well, going to lie down", tripped over a mattress my youngest had made up at the foot of our bed. fell flat on my face, soft landing but i wouldn't have felt it anyway. Then couldn't help myself, the chunder flowed!
Embarrassing thing was a friend of ours had crashed at our unit for a couple of days, he was in the lounge room at the time. He fed the kids for us and got them to bed. He had to leave early the next morning to go back to work. He left this classic caricature of me and my husband with bloodshot eyes and hammers banging our heads.