When you said your mouth was wired open, I started to think you were going to say that the breast had possibly ventured elsewhere on your face.....
<<I love it. That and when I used to have hair to cut rather than shave it all off, and the lady would be pushing her breasts into my back or shoulder while cutting my hair>>
Right out of High School, I became a hairdresser. Made great tips---and come to think of it, the boys always wanted their hair shampooed, even though it was extra. Oh, I just remembered this guy who came in from the Carnival that was in town!! I kid you NOT---a CARNIEE!! Because I was the new girl, I got Bubba. As I was reluctantly shampooing him, he said, "you sure are purty". EEEEK EEEEEK EEEEEK!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!