What would make you jump on a couch?

by jojochan 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nosferatu

    What would make you jump on a couch?

    Well, if I was throwing the old couch out and getting a new one, then I'd jump on the old one!

  • jojochan
    If the WTS would disolve

    Oh yes...How could I forget about that one


  • jojochan
    - Having my boyfriend tell me that he doesn't want to be a Witness anymore - he's not "technically" a JW, he's not baptized or active or anything like that, he just clings to some beliefs (while ignoring most of them), and I'd love to get a phone call from him next month, saying, "Happy birthday, Becka, I love you so much and I'm not a Witness anymore", nothing would make me happier.



  • kristyann

    Apolo Anton Ohno... he's so hot. I think he's a lot shorter than me... but I could make an exception for him, anyday.

    I don't think I'd jump on a COUCH, though... just up and down on the floor or ground probably. I don't want to be comparable to Tom Cruise in any way. Does anyone else find that man extremely annoying?

  • loosie

    1) 10,000,000

    2) All the yarn I could ever want.

    3) Special powers

  • DanTheMan

    Hearing that Rod Parsley (pastor of World Harvest megacult in Columbus Ohio and the Big Brother prophesied of in the book 1984) got sucked into a different universe via a wormhole.

  • kittyeatzjdubs

    1.) The WTS crumbling.

    2.) Winning the Powerball lottery. It's around 30 million now.

    luv, jojo

  • IronClaw

    Depends on whats on the couch worth jumping on to. : )

    In my case probably the last slice of pizza in the box before anyone can get it.

  • misspeaches

    Owen Wilson could get me excited enough to jump on a couch…. LOL

    Money well that would get me jumping.

    A peaceable world without problems, I’d be excited. My family free from the borg would probably result in a couple of bounces too.

  • blondie

    A poisonous snake on the floor

    Acid on the floor

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