Well, if I was throwing the old couch out and getting a new one, then I'd jump on the old one!
What would make you jump on a couch?
If the WTS would disolve
Oh yes...How could I forget about that one
- Having my boyfriend tell me that he doesn't want to be a Witness anymore - he's not "technically" a JW, he's not baptized or active or anything like that, he just clings to some beliefs (while ignoring most of them), and I'd love to get a phone call from him next month, saying, "Happy birthday, Becka, I love you so much and I'm not a Witness anymore", nothing would make me happier.
Apolo Anton Ohno... he's so hot. I think he's a lot shorter than me... but I could make an exception for him, anyday.
I don't think I'd jump on a COUCH, though... just up and down on the floor or ground probably. I don't want to be comparable to Tom Cruise in any way. Does anyone else find that man extremely annoying?
2) All the yarn I could ever want.
3) Special powers
Hearing that Rod Parsley (pastor of World Harvest megacult in Columbus Ohio and the Big Brother prophesied of in the book 1984) got sucked into a different universe via a wormhole.
1.) The WTS crumbling.
2.) Winning the Powerball lottery. It's around 30 million now.
Depends on whats on the couch worth jumping on to. : )
In my case probably the last slice of pizza in the box before anyone can get it.
Owen Wilson could get me excited enough to jump on a couch…. LOL
Money well that would get me jumping.
A peaceable world without problems, I’d be excited. My family free from the borg would probably result in a couple of bounces too.
A poisonous snake on the floor
Acid on the floor