What's the dubs' most ridiculous teaching?

by ozziepost 68 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    OK, I promised! So's not to take the other thread off topic, let's start on this here.

    So: What's the dubs' most ridiculous teaching?

    I'll start.

    • The ships of kittim.

    Any more?

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    1914

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    Water canopy

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront

    607

    FDS

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    no, actually this has to win it hands down...

    Those two guys from the Governing Body that were sent to Prison around 1916? 1918? There's half a chapter of the book of Revelation that apartently prophesied this occurring.

    I mean - what were these guys smoking when they came up with that? What's more it's extremely presumptious and haughty to think that a passage in the bible was refering to yourself like that.

  • Effervescent
    Effervescent

    That going to college makes you catch promiscuity and alcoholism.

    And that a better education can be found in their literature- which is the most circular reasoning I've ever seen in my life. "We know everything because we say so!"

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    That JDubs possess the only "TRUE" religion!

    What else can you say?

  • DigitalFokus
    DigitalFokus

    the whole beards and apperance bullsh*t.

  • Goldminer
    Goldminer

    I'd have to go with Jesus being mediator only for the anointed.

    So stupid,notice how they never refer to it anymore.

    Goldminer

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    that a single slave is a group of 144,000, but was really just a president, but now is really only the governing body, who are also a domestic, but actually are God's earthly organisation, and;

    that it is not Jesus Christ but the slave that is the mediator for JWs

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