Population 25. The last remaining store has a hitching post and sometimes there are horses hitched to it. I know all the neighbors, and they know me. We are 30 miles from the nearest large city, and we like it that way. Guess I'd have to tell you about the nearest, largest, city for you to guess.
It's about over half a million people. We won the National College championship in football in the Nation this year. It's a small, but the most liberal, city in the State. We are surrounded by hills, lakes, trees, and we are characterized by the slogan "Keep _____ wierd."
This city is part of a state that once used to be a nation.
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