g e t to t h e p o i n t
Me: We're here, blah blah blah.
Househoulder: (interrupting matter of factly and somewhat rudely) Ok, so what's the bottom line?
Me: Well, we're warning about a coming destruction that is survivable.
Householder: Consider me warned. (SLAM!)
Damned funny exchange it was...
a n o t h e r:
Pretty Japanese sister and I apporach a man in his seventies working on his riding lawn mower in the front yard on nice day.
Me: Good morning, my friend and I are........
Householder: (Interrupting in anger. Have you ever been shot at for defending your country?)
Me: I have been shot at for what I believe in. (another story for another day)
Householder: (Now standing and angry) You better be glad I fought for my country or we'd all look like her!
Me: I think she's pretty good looking, but we get your point, good day.
Guy was a racist jackass.