what should JW females look at during sex?

by hamsterbait 40 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • SWALKER
    SWALKER

    Brad Pitt.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    I always read the Witchtower while on the job, it keeps my mind pure and focussed on righteous thoughts.

    I never look at specked sticks while copulating, its too risky. In fact I find any oddly shaded inanimate object could be a grave risk to pregnancy. I look at the Young People Ask articles. I study the illustrations and meditate on how modestly dressed the young people are.

  • Spectrum
    Spectrum

    Their husband

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    Or in your case, Jude Law. Wasn't it Jude?

    Oh heck no, Jude Law is too skinny. I like a beefy man like John Travolta

  • jeanniebeanz
  • rebel8
    rebel8

    DUH! You are all overthinking this. If they started putting up images of something, that would be idolatry. Instead they should put striped branches in their bedrooms so as to have spotted children, because the Bible mentions it. The litter-ature already says women are like cows, so imitating goats is not too far a stretch at all.

  • Enigma One
  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    Or him.

  • defd
    defd

    Enigma you promised that if I sent you a photo of me to prove I wasnt a girl that you wouldnt put it up here. Thanks, never no who you can trust!

    Def D

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Arghhhh!!! I'm blind!!!

    J

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