what should JW females look at during sex?

by hamsterbait 40 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    This is a good argument for keeping the society's literture out of the bedroom, otherwise the kids might be born stupid.

    W

  • serendipity
    serendipity

    The room is pitch black so it doesn't matter what she looks at.

  • aniron
    aniron

    My God! Hamsterbait

    Going by your picture.

    What the hell was your mother looking at when you were conceived????

  • mrsjones5
  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    The room is pitch black so it doesn't matter what she looks at.

    Yeah, good jws dont do it in the daytime, they're out in field service

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    They should be looking at the ceiling aka the missionary position.

    Where are there minds and hearts?

    Deciding how they will spend the $200 they wrangled out of their spouse for above mentioned sex

  • Apostanator
    Apostanator

    Gee Hamsterbait, You mentioned Vital Truth.......I thought it was Life Giving Truth !!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Hey, Mrs. Jones, did you ever miss a meeting because you and your husband suddenly felt amorous?

    a good jw wife shouldnt be looking at anything...her eyes should be tightly shut

    Yes, of course, so she could have a wild, unbridled fantasy about George Clooney. Or in your case, Jude Law. Wasn't it Jude?

  • Scully
    Scully

    "Close your eyes and think of England"

    or in the case of JWs.... "remember that the Anointedâ„¢ in heaven are watching"....

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    "remember that the Anointedâ„¢ in heaven are watching"....

    And you look up heavenward and stick out your tongue.

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit