Real Men!

by Legolas 60 Replies latest jw friends

  • tijkmo

    "Real" men drive trucks or SUV's, No exceptions!

    and rednecks. do you drive a redneck

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere do you drive a redneck
    You stick your boot up his ass.

  • tijkmo


  • MsMcDucket
    So what does a woman do who wants men to think she's a real woman?

    They get breast implants! And never forget, a woman must know how to cook a good meal, because the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But I happened to know a lot of men who got p**sy whooped into marriage. They didn't care if she could cook or clean, just as long as she was good in bed.

  • MsMcDucket
    Oh MsMcDucket.... am I gonna have to put you over my lap???

    I don't think that you could do that in a Mini Cooper!

  • Elsewhere
  • FlyingHighNow

    Wow, can you imagine the loooong crescent shaped bruises under your a$$?

    Real men get up during the night and clean up vomit when their kids are sick, while their wives bathe the kids and then they help get the kids back to sleep.

    Real men couldn't care less what you think of what they drive.

    Real men realize good drivers come in both genders and bad drivers come in both sexes as well.

  • MsMcDucket

    Elsewhere, those are dummies. That's not natural. Man, you really went all out in getting information on how to use the car. I think that I'm flabberghasted!

  • desbah

    It really doesn't matter what a real man drives...but what makes a real man, can that "real man" fixes that ride he drives.
    yeah, pimp my ride!!!

  • daniel-p

    Real men want to vomit when they read threads like this.

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