Ran into two JW's in service today, I was on !!!, it was classic !!!

by run dont walk 67 Replies latest jw friends

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    Well, for some reason I was up extra early today, understand I am night person and usually sleep to 11 or so today I was up at 9 and decided to take the dogs out before it got to hot outside. I hadn't been gone 3 minutes and as I came out of my street onto another I bumped into 2 JW's (females) getting out of their SUV.

    They said hello,

    I said hello,

    they asked do you have a couple of minutes

    I said sure what's up.

    Let them go through their entire presentation mainly about how bad world conditions are, and that God will change things. They then offer the magazines to me.

    I ask how much,

    they said no charge, just we do take a donation to cover the printing.

    I say donations must be good if you are driving a Cadillac Escalade (what are they $60,000 - $70,000).

    I hand her a dollar, (the look in their eyes was priceless.) and take the magazines.

    She then asks if I have read them before,

    I say no not really, but I will read them to see if there any any articles worth posting on the JW Discussion Forum Board.

    She asks what is that.

    I say it is a helpful internet site for JW and XJW's who have questions that the elders and society refuse to answer. Such as Un scandal, Child Abuse Scandals, Billion dollar a year profits, constantly changing doctrine, Fascination will calculating dates from the bible to suit their needs such as 1914, 1925, 1975, and soon, parents who shove the religion down their kids throat and give them no choice or disown them. Do you have kids, would you do that to your child.

    she says well I guess you not interested, so I will take the magazines back.

    I said no, I'll keep 'em, besides you have to pay for your SUV.

    She says well it's not like we're not allowed to make a living.

    I say, well if Armageddon is soon as the assembly brought out, why do you need a brand new SUV.

    How can you lie to people and sleep at night,

    well they were flustered beyond belief, got back into there SUV and drove off.

    It was just one of those days when I opened my mouth, all the right things came out !!!!!!!!!

    Do you think I will get a return visit ?????????

  • Celia
    Celia

    Wow ! I wished I could have observed this encounter...

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    priceless

  • zugzfree
    zugzfree

    Awesome! Now maybe they will start asking those same questions and maybe they'll even come to this forum. "The Lord works in mysterious ways."

    zugz

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    With your tight-fisted grip on the mags, they couldn't exactly tear their "pearls" away. You met them on the road, right? Kinda hard for them to do a return visit...

  • blondie
    blondie

    I wonder if they had succeeded in taking the magazines back if they would have given your money back. You were too quick witted for them. Most JWs rarely get to give a whole presentation (called sermons in my day) let alone debate on one issue rather the several you mentioned. That is why the WTS is having the talks out of the Reasoning Book because few had one in their Bible and fewer knew what the original purpose was, to help braindead JWs be able to use a few scriptures topically. And you know in a car like that that sister wasn't regular pioneering which you might assume would make her more Biblically knowledgeable.

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Way to go! That was awesome!

  • sxybrwneyes
    sxybrwneyes

    That was hilarious, I cant believe I was just like them once!

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    You met them on the road, right? Kinda hard for them to do a return visit...

    Absolutely brilliant! Because you didn't meet them at your door, they can't mark you down as a DNC to "protect" other Dubs! Heh! Heh! Heh!

  • acsot
    acsot

    BRAVO!!! APPLAUSE!!!

    Wish I could have seen that! Maybe a teeny tiny seed was planted, one nagging little doubt, maybe, just maybe, they'll dare check out these demonized web sites to find out what you were talking about.

    Good for you!

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