More on Punctuation

compound complex

I'm caught between a drew and a winkle!
What's a grammar Nazi to do?
CoCo
I learned in the latest The Smithsonian that there's no such thing as a split infinitive! How do I go about making apologies?!?!?!?
rip van winkle

Tis better to be caught between a drew and a winkle
than it is to be caught between a poo and a tinkle!!!
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compound complex

OK, rip. Going to other computer . . . NOW!
CC
nancy drew

Looking out the window, I saw a dangling participle and as it ran by it made a loud onomatopoeia sound unable to stop it's mad course it crashed into a brand new hyberbole minivan. I guess it was like a fly crashing into a newspaper.
nancy drew

ZEN and the art of punctuation
stalking the wild question mark
the coma vs the springhill mine disaster
recommended reading list for grammar goobers
nancy drew

I can't believe it's already NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY
rip van winkle

Nancy, I didn't know this!!! So, when is national Grampa day?
compound complex

CHEEKY MONKEYS!
rip van winkle
nancy drew

The monkey woke and had to scream
it was another grammar dream
comas flying everywhere
with lots of teeth and purple hair
he ran inside parenthesis
but it was full of stinging bees
the monkey had no place to run
punctuation had begun