by therevealer 51 Replies latest jw friends
I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses, and I help people spiritually. Nowadays the moral character of many is weakened. They need clear values and standards, and the wisdom that I share from the Bible is invaluable to them. I do not want my afterhours activities to lessen the quality of my work here, but I would like to have more free time to help people. That is why I need my hours on the job reduced. - How to Get Fired by Emilia Whatsherface.
-Sab
With that began all the layoffs. The CEO realized how much money he could save by laying off a few employees and reducing the hours of others.
Ca-ching! Ca-ching! *wishing he had thought of it himself"
The employees who got laid off/reduced hours hated her guts! "It's all your fault, you fanatic!" They yelled and hurled rocks as they cornered her in the parking lot.
Geez, I didn't know I had it in me...
satinka
