Nosferatu
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HOW MY BLOGS HAVE BEEN DOING OVER THE LAST MONTHS
by badboy inthey appears to be increasing numbers of page views recently,graduatejoblink got a lot of views because graduates are graduateing around now..
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My blog gets about 50 views a day. I'm sure most of my visitors come from my youtube channel.
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Most Detested WT Publication
by Nosferatu inwhat is the wt publication you hated the most (i mean besides all of them?).
mine was that faggy pink "listening to the great teacher" book.
my mother tried to teach both me and the neighbor's worldly kid lessons from that book, and you know how embarrasing it is for a boy to be put straight by a pink book?.
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What is the WT publication you hated the most (I mean besides ALL of them?). Mine was that faggy pink "Listening to the Great Teacher" book. My mother tried to teach both me and the neighbor's worldly kid lessons from that book, and you know how embarrasing it is for a boy to be put straight by a pink book?
The second worst was the "Your Youth - Getting The Best Out Of It". That stupid book was far worse than the YPA book. At least the YPA book wasn't so naggy, since they used stories from other JW youth to sugar up the brainwashing. From what I remember, the YY book was much more direct at saying Jehovah hates you when you play with your dinky." At least YPA would say something like "I have struggled with the idea of playing with my dinky, but I know how Jehovah would destroy me if I did." Thanks for the guilt trip kid, but playing with my dinky is more fun than sitting at a hot, smelly JW convention.
So, to get back on subject, which one did you hate the most?
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It's not OK to blast music in your driveway if you are in a neighborhood.
by restrangled injuly 4th is ramping up....several neighbors feel its ok to blast their radios.
by blast, i mean i can hear the music from a block over.
i have rock coming from the back of my house, spanish music coming from either side of me, and christian rock filling in front.
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The last time I had three neighbors playing the same crummy pop radio station at once, I fired up my FM Transmitter, tuned it to that station, and played what I wanted to hear :)
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They made me realize that I hate organized religion and that I never want to put my kids through that shit.
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what is the one thing that made you want to NEVER go back???
by NINfan05 infor me it was when my elder dad put brusies on my arm, drug me down the hallway making me hit my head and broke my finger which resulted in surgery...and then he blamed it all on me!!!!
made me go to the meeting with my cast all druged up on pain killers and tell everyone that asked me what happened that it was an accident.
f***ing loser!!!!!
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Just the thought of sitting at the meetings is enough to make me want to never go back. They were so boring, and I have better things to fill my time with.
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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P
by SnakesInTheTower inso you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?
after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.
...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .
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he is merely maggot food.
Since when do maggots eat plastic?
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what was the worst advice you were ever given
by rockmehardplace ini was that one way to increase my field service time for me and my wife was by standing at a truck stop and hand out tapes to truckers in the early mornings.
this is the same lot that is frequented by drug dealers and hookers.
another time, while studying, i said i did not understand the blood issue.
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"Obedience Protects You"
I'm still trying to figure out what it protected me from, other than having a good childhood.
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How many in your cong. became JW out of door-to-door preaching?
by Albert Einstein indoor to door is an essential way of preaching among jw, you cannot get baptized unles you join in door-to-door service, ..... but how many converts in your congregation in past 20 years came out of door-to-door preaching?
please deduct mentally handicaped and weirdos.. number for your congregation?.
mine could be 2, (mother with a teenage son), but they da shortly after baptism.. albert .
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My mother did, and maybe one or two others. Everyone else was born-in as far as I know.
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another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P
by SnakesInTheTower inso you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?
after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.
...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .
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Got this off Mark Prindle's website. It's in REALLY bad taste...
Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon arrived at the Pearly Gates at the same time. St. Peter said, "Unfortunately there's only room for two of you in here, so each of you must tell me why you think you deserve to enter Heaven." Ed McMahon spoke first, "I've lived a good life and brought joy to many people through my appearances on The Tonight Show." Farrah Fawcett was next: "I was always a good person, kind to animals, and people loved masturbating to my poster." Finally, Michael Jackson spoke, "I replaced my entire head with a plastic stick." St. Peter thought for a moment and decided, "Okay, all three of you can come in." "What made you change your mind?" asked Farrah Fawcett. St. Peter chuckled and replied, "Well, I'd prefer to only admit you and Ed, but it looks like Michael's hand is already stuck inside the baby Jesus!"