Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Fred replies,
"I was out getting a tattoo"
"A tattoo?" she screamed. "What kind of tattoo did
you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said
proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking
her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."