If I ever move out of my area and witnesses show at my door, I would definitely play the fake study thing. I'd start it off as being a sure prospect...a sheep....even going to the hall a few times, make it last as long as I can....then tell them I was disfellowshipped. haha....how sad...lol
I can just imagine the look on their faces....
I'm still waiting for my sherpherding call, and they know where I live, too. Maybe someday, I'll have my party too, but I doubt it.