can nail you in the head with a shoe thrown from the kitchen
Is that where you got your name?
Surreptitious
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To my Italian-American Friends.
by El Kabong ingot this from a relative and just wanted to share with everyone.
all italians have a $40,000 kitchen, but use the $179 stove from american appliance in the basement to cook.the living room couch was covered with plastic.strohmeman and wonder bread was for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches only.there is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room,front,porch and backyard.a portrait of the pope and frank sinatra in the dining room.god forbid if anyone ever attempted to eat chef boy-ar-dee, franco-american, ragu, prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is the exception).the following are italian holidays- first weekend in october- grapes for the wine, 3rd weekend in august- tomatoes for the gravy.
speaking of which, it's gravy and not sauce.meatballs are made with pork, veal and beef.
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I just wanna say something to everybody!
by U.2.K. Tha Greate$t inalright i understand that this board is full of non-believers, maybe you believe in evolution(which btw i hate very much) or maybe you are a atheist.
and another thing i notice is that this board is very much against the jw's.
anyway i might be only 22, but i know and i understand more things in this world than half the suckas in this world.
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The end.
hehe! Good one Jim!
First of all let me say that I agree with your assessment of gay people. In no way was what I said meant to be an attack on anyone, gay or not. I should have elucidated a bit more and I apologize if my comments offended.
However, I'm not sure that "keeping ill-gotten goods" can be equated with drug-pushing or pimping. Although, I suppose that depends, which is why I said what I said.
The point I was trying to make is that many things are relative. In other words, is it right for anyone to condemn this cat for keeping the 50K he stole (or whatever), or condemn you for being gay, or me for being a dip-ellipses? No. What is right or wrong in your or my eyes could be perceived as entirely different in someone else's eyes. I think that's what that one guy meant when he said something about casting the first stone....
Anyway, I didn't mean to single you or any one group out. I was just a bit surprised at how quickly the dogpile formed with You Tookay at the bottom and something triggered my "fairness meter" and I blurted forth like the dip-ellipses that I am!
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I just wanna say something to everybody!
by U.2.K. Tha Greate$t inalright i understand that this board is full of non-believers, maybe you believe in evolution(which btw i hate very much) or maybe you are a atheist.
and another thing i notice is that this board is very much against the jw's.
anyway i might be only 22, but i know and i understand more things in this world than half the suckas in this world.
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To keep ill-gotten goods or to be a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that)...... which is more contrary to "Christianity"?
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Got a New Car!!
by Yizuman inbought a new car this week on monday evening...... it's a 1991 oldsmobile regency elite ninety-eight (http://auto.consumerguide.com/auto/used/reviews/photos/index.cfm/id/2087/img/91128161990416) click on link to see details.
the body color is red with gray trim on the bottom.. got the car for $1000.00.
(minus $37.80 when i found tonsload of coins on the armrest compartment, so i coinstar(ed) it at their machine (about broke my coin jar because it got heavy!
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Yiz,
When you first came here you were pretty down in the dumps, so I'm really glad to see that things are looking up!
Will you be outfitting your car with any special equipment? Like whatever those things are (light panels or whatever) that let you know when fire or ambulance sirens are wailing or car horns are blaring? Or special mirrors?
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An Elsewhere Christmas
by Elsewhere in.
merry christmas everyone... just wanted to share my christmas morning with everyone.
sorry, but a problem with my web site made me have to take down the slide-show.
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Girls + Maple Syrup = Happy Elsewhere
hmmmm.
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Perfect man and woman...
by drwtsn32 inonce upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
their life together was, of course, perfect.
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What's all this talk about Sanka coming to town?
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Perfect man and woman...
by drwtsn32 inonce upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
after a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
their life together was, of course, perfect.
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Don't hurt me, ladies!!
Ha! Another clever ruse.
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What I would do if I were God....
by Aztec inif i were god there would be no explicit sex on t.v.. like little opie eating pie when he made it with aunt bea.
if i were god thou shall not worship false billy idols.
and thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible.
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Aside from the Norwegian Lesbians I agree entirely.
Even the pimply ass part?
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7 Ways to Kill a Man - and still collect the insurance!
by czarofmischief inwe all want to kill our husbands.
it's only natural.
so, as a measure of my christian love for my soon-to-be-single-and-wealthy sisters, i'd like to offer forward a few suggestions.. 1) snap his neck.
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Reminds me of the fella that went to the doctor and was told that he had only two weeks to live. The guy says, "Gee, Doc isn't there anything I can do?"
Doc says, "Well, you can drive around in a Honda civic with your mother-in-law and stay in Motel 6 the whole time."
Guy says, "Will that help?"
Doc, "No, but it'll be the longest two weeks of your life."
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Anybody know what this is?
by funkyderek in.
the tape measure is only there for comparison.
any ideas, i can win a bottle of wine if i get the answer in the next two hours or so....
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<----Picturing Elsewhere in chaps.