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  On My Way to Become a US Citizen! YAY!!!!!!

  by gilwarrior in

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  yesterday i got my letter from the ins that informed me that my appointment to answer citizenship questions will be on may 21 and that i should bring my resident card and selective service card.

  hopefully, i'll become a us citizen soon.. yay!.

  "i have so much love to give, but no one to give it to.".

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  Valis

  Be careful and answer all the questions correctly or they might ship you back to Afghanistan...*L* Congrats man...some people never get the opportunity to be a citizen, or a proud one at that!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Speaking in Tongues

  by AvailableLight in

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  so what's the deal with this?

  are those that have this ability just nuts?

  possessed?

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  Valis

  We forgot to mention that speaking in tongues is a good way to get rid of those pesky door to door freaks as well.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  New Smurf Drawing

  by Valis in

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  ok...i have new smurfs that are looking for good apostate homes.

  the first smurf to go will be anonymous smurf, as i can't tell which one he is.

  i'll keep the rules nice and simple:.

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  Valis

  Very well then. Congrats plmkrzy! Please send me your mailing address and your smurf will be on its way. [email protected]

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Firearms in USA

  by Haereticus in

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  how common it is in usa that a jw has a legal firearms?

  i have no recollection of wtbs publications handling this matter specifically.

  of course general attitude towards firearms in usa is different from europe but so is also legislation.. it is just that once being a concsientious objector i cannot, even after almost 40 years, imagine myself having one.

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  Valis

  My congo had mostly upper middle class assholes and many of them thought it was sporting to shoot little birds w/big shotguns.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  I'll be in Las Vegas from April 20-24!!!!!!!!!!!

  by gilwarrior in

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  me and my roommate eliud will be in las vegas from april 20-24. we will be staying at new york, new york.. are there any people on this site that live in las vegas?.

  "i have so much love to give, but no one to give it to.".

  william h. macy - "magnolia"

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  Valis

  Hey Gil...you need to get in touch with rekless. Very nice people.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Whats your earliest memory?

  by sleepy in

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  whats your earliest memory?.

  i can remmember going to see my new-born sister in hospital when i was 2 years old.. funny thing is i remmember , remmembering that i remmembered things from the past as a 2 year old , but i carnt remmember the actual things themself.. i hope that makes sense.. i wonder if i can access earlier memories by some technique?

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  Valis

  Breaking my left arm...then my right one. Before the age of 5.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  New Smurf Drawing

  by Valis in

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  ok...i have new smurfs that are looking for good apostate homes.

  the first smurf to go will be anonymous smurf, as i can't tell which one he is.

  i'll keep the rules nice and simple:.

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  Valis

  Butalbee...I'm sure you could make change in hell, and look good doing it....anyway, today's winning number is 1. Good luck and I will post a new winning number later today if necessary.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  New Smurf Drawing

  by Valis in

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  ok...i have new smurfs that are looking for good apostate homes.

  the first smurf to go will be anonymous smurf, as i can't tell which one he is.

  i'll keep the rules nice and simple:.

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  Valis

  The winning number is 10. Sorry I'm late, I've had company and the great unwashed to feed....Will pick again tommorow if there is not a winner.
  The winning number is 10. Sorry I'm late, I've had company and the great unwashed to feed....Will pick again tommoro if there is not a winner.

  Bitter, I get the number from the following website and I don't look at the other numbers or posts whenIi send in the winning number.

  http://www.geocities.com/WallStreet/9819/index.html#pick3

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  New Smurf Drawing

  by Valis in

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  ok...i have new smurfs that are looking for good apostate homes.

  the first smurf to go will be anonymous smurf, as i can't tell which one he is.

  i'll keep the rules nice and simple:.

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  Valis

  First winning number at 9:PM Central Standard...in 45 minutes....Good luck!!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  This Is Weird.....

  by Englishman in

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  it's really weird that so many people have left this board because they claim it was a manipulative and inflammatory place to be.. now it's all great posts, good content and no quarreling here at jw-d. there's something here that i can't quite get my head around, hmmm, i wonder what i'm missing........?.

  englishman..

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  Valis

  Englishman, do you have an idea of who left?