Ok...I have new smurfs that are looking for good Apostate homes. The first smurf to go will be Anonymous Smurf, as I can't tell which one he is. I'll keep the rules nice and simple:
Pick one number between 1 and 50.
You must pick a number that hasn't been taken.
We will have the drawing when we have at least 25 numbers posted.
If you win, a small Paypal donation to the board would be super cool, but not necessary to get your smurf. Just something to try and help out Simon. Good luck! Below is a pic of Anonymous Smurf...If you can identify this smurf please contact the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program Immediately...
Join the Watchtower or you will die. Only Jehovah's Witnesses have the TRUTH all other religions EVIL and from the Devil. You must beleive the Watchtower or you're going to die a painful death forever, isn't that really GOOD NEWS?
Underneath Your Clothes There's an endless story There's the man I chose There's my territory And all the things I deserve For being such a good girl honey
