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  Online Gamers? (FTP)

  by Uboat_Ninja in

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  any online gamers here?

  if so what games you into online?

  i use to be an asheron's call addict.

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  Age Of mpires 2 and The Conqueror's Expansion Set
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  IT'S OVER!!!! Why the Messiah is a greek man (me)

  by Naeblis in

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  if you look at bible chronology it is evident that the messiah must be reborn as a eccentric greek male living in canada.

  subtracting 70 years from 567 gives you 493, exactly the amount of points i had in 8'th grade intramural hockey.

  cooincidence?

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  naeb, sorry.... it would have been more convincing if the ketchup had gotten onto your palms and feet, hence stigmata...try Burger King next time.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  An Anointeds Concubine?

  by ElijahTheThird in

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  2. bible

  that one in a position of responsibility for others, could a "minister / clergy / anointed / elder" be rightious in gods eyes in having a couple concubines besides the one wife?.

  norval

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  Aryan Blues, some of us don't believe in Dog, but definitely the heart warming concept of having concubines. Don't get the idea I am being nice to you. It always amuses me that supremacists claim that there was some superior race at one point in time. Almost as dumb as believing there were a perfect Adam and Eve. Did you ever hear tale of Aryans invading Egypt and mating with the "dark" African population to create many many successful and powerfull reigning dynasties? So much for no race mixing eh? I hope it turns your stomach to imagine beautiful Egyptian women making love to those "pure" dominating Aryans..such beautifull babies they must have been....kings, queens, rulers, great builders, artists, farmers, scholars, architects......Do your history at least, at most go away. We don't like racists, facists, Christian radical assholes, or people we hope never get to procreate.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Then what is the WT child abuse policy....

  by amccullough in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i have recently had the misofortune of being involved in the revealing of a child molestation case.

  my wife's niece recently came forward about being molested approximately 5 years ago by someone holding responsibilities in her congregation.

  my in-laws found out the same day as we did.

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  amccullough You don't have to prove anything to me, but most of us who post here have heard the gammut of people claiming things, and ALWAYS declining to give details out of some privacy hang up. Even if we had the city the person was to be tried in, cases that are on a court's docket, are public record. Besides, anyone who puts themselves in a postition where they are accused of child molestation should be willing to make a public stand in thier own defense. Unless of course they are guilty and should be castrated or worse. JWs make public stances on everything else, blood, the flag, the millitary, holidays, etc..why not the fact they they aren't guilty of such a crude and offensive act? The whole problem with many many churches has been the right or parishoners and priests to hide behind the religious veil, while child molesters participate in church activities all the while. If you really think that all the stories Silentlambs has compiled, as well as others, are false witness against the WT then you are just as deluded as the WT itself.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Wanted: A few good men

  by butalbee in

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  2. relationships

  where do you go to meet a good man?

  don't want to go to a bar, where all the men are drunks.

  don't want to date anyone i work with anymore, it's too awkward.

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  tyydyy...it must be that Sally Struthers auto mechanics degree!
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  Then what is the WT child abuse policy....

  by amccullough in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  i have recently had the misofortune of being involved in the revealing of a child molestation case.

  my wife's niece recently came forward about being molested approximately 5 years ago by someone holding responsibilities in her congregation.

  my in-laws found out the same day as we did.

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  Its easy enough to see if a person is going on trial for being a molester. Who is the person and in what juridiction are they being tried? Its also easy enough to come up with such a story without giving us more than that to go on. It reminds me of something Ms Cleo would say to a psychic phone caller, vague to say the least. Call me now!!!!!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Wanted: A few good men

  by butalbee in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  where do you go to meet a good man?

  don't want to go to a bar, where all the men are drunks.

  don't want to date anyone i work with anymore, it's too awkward.

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  Pierced Angel...I'm sure there is room between me and Xena...yummy! Apostate sandwich! The pleasure would be all mine...I mean well you know what I mean..*l*

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Wanted: A few good men

  by butalbee in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  where do you go to meet a good man?

  don't want to go to a bar, where all the men are drunks.

  don't want to date anyone i work with anymore, it's too awkward.

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  tyydyy, I didn't know you were married! I thought you were just one of Xena's concubines...*L*

  butalbee, sorry not much to offer here except a good spaking, lots of toys, a good massage, long dreads, an efficient tongue, and pierced naughty bits....

  I anxiously await your gracious refusal..

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  I need divorce advice !!!

  by nightwing02 in

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  2. friends

  neither my wife or i have committed adultery ,we have just grown apart and annoy each other to death what shall i do?

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  Well I sincerely doubt that marriage counseling will help when you know you don't want to be with someone. Its better to be alone than with someone who no longer makes you happy. If kids are involved, both parties need to make sure they can maintain a friendly and loving atmosphere for the kids. Staying together for the sake of kids is suicidal in my opinion, and really only causes resentment and further family alienation in the long run. It would do you well to have a long sit down talk about what each of you want and if the concensus is that you are no longer in love, then divvy up your belongings and get a cheap divorce. It doesn't mean you can't still be friends. As well, try separating for a while. Sometimes being apart reminds you of long lost feelings for the other person, and if you are lucky being apart from you will cause them to have simmilar feelings towards you. I guess I'm way too jaded and sarcastic to suggest a marriage counselor, but it could work for you, as long as going to see a counselor is a joint descision..Best of luck.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  New Smurf Lotto, dam I'm tired!

  by Valis in

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  2. friends

  new rules...three numbers between 1 and 10. sorry for the change, but your chances just got better.

  will post first winning numbers tommorrow.

  celia, i'm glad you like your smurf.

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  Today's Winning Numbers...Sorry for slacking all, I've been under the weather for the better part of two days...orangefatcat, your smurf slicker is on its way. jan from Cananda never claimed her sticker so I guess I have two left. More numbers later if I don't pass out or hurl up any more bile this afternoon.

  01 03 04
  08 04 07
  05 08 09
  02 06 01
  06 03 02
  02 04 09
  01 04 06
  08 01 09
  03 09 01
  03 06 04
  07 05 02
  04 09 08
  07 09 03
  02 07 08
  10 04 02

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer