new rules...three numbers between 1 and 10. sorry for the change, but your chances just got better.
will post first winning numbers tommorrow.
celia, i'm glad you like your smurf.
. New rules...three numbers between 1 and 10. Sorry for the change, but your chances just got better. Will post first winning numbers tommorrow. Celia, I'm glad you like your smurf. Jan's smurf got inspected at customs and they wouldn't give back the big floppy shoes.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
there are so many good brews out there and so many countries that produce them.which are your favs?here are a few of mine.. canada: kokanee,canadian,keiths,blue.
german beer: holsten,becks,diebels,lowenbrau,flensburger pils.
scotland: belhaven best,tennants.
"My question is...why waste the space with mere beer when there is something called liquor? Why waste the time, and calories, when you can have whickey or rum or vodka at 80 proof?"
What this really means: My obvious answer is why kill brain cells and act like an ass, when there is something called a slow pleasant drunk? Why waste your liver, and friends, when you can have Shiner Bock for a nice Texas buzz, Coors Light for drinking lots of beer in a social situation, Corsendonk if you want to get drunk Belgian Monk style, Fosters if you can get it delivered w/Chineese food in New York City, and Shiner Blonde in case the carpet doesn't match the drapes.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
http://www.paducahsun.com/cgi-bin/view.cgi?/200202/08+07ur_religion.html+20020208+religion.
no silence of the lambs .
web site for pedophile victims provides support, opportunity to share stories .
HenryP, if you are a student of religious history you would know that many who have sought to reform thier religion have been labelled heretic, apostate, and overall evil doer. Martin Luther is a fine example. He died trying to help the common parishoner. The Jehovah's Witnesses would not have come to be if it weren't for significant shifts in belief, members breaking off and forming thier own church for conscientous matters, doctrinal issues, and personal trauma they suffered at the hands of thier respective churches. Now then as far as castigating Bill. In my opinion, what Bill says to the media about the JW Pedophelia issue is the only responsible thing to do, for if there is anything that is more disgusting, its looking the other way while kids get hurt and grow up to be mentally downtrodden, fucked up and crazy. What if he said he was from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda? You would pass it off as Bill posting under his handle, so we know who it is, regardless of his work on silentlambs, or his personal opinion, or crazy things he says to us. Sorry for weird example, but my point is, leave Bill alone, every defender of the innocent needs a break from the scrutiny of newbie.
Don't make me open a can of this...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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then, we will make sure that this reaches ray.).
dear ray,.
Ray,
I was having a conversation with my mom the other day via email about the pedophelia issue and she got weary of trying to answer my pointed questions. She referred me to the oldest living witness in Dallas, which was a big dissapointment. How I wished you were among the ones she considered a viable source for answering my questions regarding Governing Body policy. I read your book , and I'm still not sure all of my questions were answered about my experience, but one thing is for sure. The real faithfull and discreet slave knows when something is not right and should speak up, much like the canary in the mine. When something deadly spreads, the weakest are generally the first to know, or perish finding out, much to the master's chagrin. Thanks for having future people in mind, as we owe you our lives, sanity, and most importantly, our diginity to you.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
ok here goes - after 15 years of unimaginable shit (wait, you guys can imagine!
) and a tearful phone conversation tonight with my mother & father, my father is willing to sit & discuss jehovah's witnesses with me (he actually sounds open).
i left the borg when i was 17. my father is an elder.
You don't have to be an asshole to tell them you simply don';t believe it and you still want to have a relationship with them. If they are humane, decent people, they will respect your descision for whatever reason..if in fact they shun you now for not being part of the org, then they will most likely not change and your father will quickly take control of the conversation and make you feel like crap. Just be honest with him, and if you still believe in Jesus & Dog, then tell him so, but make sure you are firm in the belief that its a personal matter and not something you are willing to put in the hands of a bunch of old guys from Bethel. I've been out for a long time and I can't talk to my dad about anything religious for more than ten or fifteen minutes at a time, before I get mad and say things I shouldn't. Even I know better, but you have to buy that ticket and take that ride to find out. Take care and please be good to yourself.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
i want a man that makes me melt with desire and will love all of me (including all my quirks and craziness)=likes hot wax and lick from head to toe (including my belly button pictures, lint and all)
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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District Overbeer
lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
What Some of these things really mean:
Intelligent= You know better than to stare at other women in my presence.
Sense of humour=You let me drive.
Loved or loves his parents=its OK if they are still JWs.
Loves children=Will pay child support on time.
Has interests of his own, no matter what they are=Has VIP membership to local strip club.
Cares and/or likes animals...a must if he's going to put up with me!=Doggie style is in.
Takes care of physical appearance=Shaves at least once a wekk.
Has an interest in others/caring=Thinks her friends are cute.
Senses my mood changes=Knows when your not getting a piece.
Shares tears and happiness with me=Will watch girlie movies.
Share good chemistry with me...I think this is important=Isn't stingy with the dope.
Enjoys being pampered=Is into baby fetish.
Loves affection...lots of it=Enjoys a good shag in public places.
Gives affection=Oral Sex
Likes spending time with me, but also likes his own company on occassion=Will talk to you while the game is on.
Is exciting in bed and has a sex drive that equals my own=Swingers are cool.
Loves to make love on impulse=has Playboy in the bathroom.
Looks are not important to me, but I like men with beautiful eyes and beautiful hands; masculine hands that have touched the earth=No prison tattoos or eye patches.
I like a man that loves to be touched=Hand jobs are in the realm of possibility.
The type of man that will be dead tired from work and yet will get up and cook me bacon, eggs and tomato....and think I didn't notice=Will settle for egg mcmuffin if necessary.
He'll smile at me sensually and I'll pretend I didn't notice=He might be handy when the batteries are dead.
He'll put out water for birds, and I'll pretend I didn't notice=Duck hunters wanted.
He'll make coffee with loads of cream when it should have been my turn; I'll pretend I didn't notice=Will share hangover remedy.
He'll chase me through vineyards when I'm crying, and I'll pretend I didn't notice=Too much wine is a bad thing.
He'll light sensual candles, put on soft music, and I'll pretend it is ordinary=Especially when he still gets none.
He'll love me in the night, and I'll ask him if I dreamed=Its OK for one of us to be asleep.
He'll tell me he loves me, but I allow it to pass as if I didn't notice=Say it or else!
He'll bring me a red rose.....he saw I noticed.....and I pretended I didn't notice him noticing my tears=How dare you forget our aniversary!
He'll ask me to marry him on a day I look ghastly; a day I am covered in water, hair all touseled, and crying about something I don't remember. I will feel like the happiest woman on earth=He wears glasses, but they're misplaced at the moment.
I will get on a plane, fly away, if only for a while, he will follow the plane in his car with his hand raised in farewell as it flies higher and higher; my hand pressed against the window, tears blinding my view......and we will both know we noticed="I'm going to mom's until you stop acting like an ass."
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
guys and girls.
the society have now instituted carnivore - their data tracking system installed into the uk bethel to track all apostate email and activity.
the reason is the amount of "leaks" of confidential mail and facts.. they have tried and failed with legal blocking, so now they are plugging the leaks, these guys were brought into mill hill late last year after the leak of the june 1 letter.. their method is to use message boards and chat rooms for the "disaffected" and get them to go to other "society monitored" web sites.
What a bunch of drivel to think the WT could possibly have the resources to track down people over the Internet. Its against the law for an ISP to reveaL info about you and usually requires a subpoena. As well, not all ISPs have agreed to let the NSA to install and monitor network traffic to and from thier domains. The software has to be installed on the server you are connected to in order for them to really monitor your activity. They would also have to be able to track millions of TCP/IP packets and have some scheme for selecting which ones to retrieve and decipher. Any of the real interesting stuff they could possibly find, like email, would have to be cracked because most email software uses public/private key encryption. Something that even Carnivore cannot always decipher. Its an ongoing debate between the US government and the major software creators, like Lotus, Netscape and Microsoft that keep the general user safe from intrusion. Its also the reason why we are still not allowed to export software with 128 bit encryption. Simply because the NSA still can't crack it. And for the numbskulls who keep posting that an elder hacked thier mail I have one word..BULLSHIT!
I forgot to mention that it would be much easier for them to pay us a visit here at Simon's forum. Which is exactly what we want...just an open door to subvert them all!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
often i get this question more than others.
the problem is the separation of church and state in the u.s. check out this review:.
http://www.randytv.com/secret/dfletter1987.htm.
I guess it would depend on wether or not you were suing to stay in, or for emotional distress, estrangement from your family, etc. It would suck to sue them and then stay in the org...Talk about being shunned.
