MrFreeze: When I read your comment to my husband, he died laughing and said "I would do whatever I could to get one of those cerals and eat it like a demon" See clearly then no true Christian would want to eat this ceral. Quincy: When I read your post I was laughing hysterically, but then I realized how true it is. Dude that last part nearly killed me. "Swinging your NWT about like a battle ax." I'm still laughing because I'm actually picturing some of my JW family doing that. Balaamsass: A JW saw your wife and she will be hunted down as a witch and burned at the stake because she bought those evil cookies. I don't know why but the scene from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail just poped into my mind were the villagers are wanting to burn the witch and their logic is well stupid and I could picture some of the JW's, using that same logic. "Burn her, burn the witch." "How do you know she is a witch" "She looks like one" The woman: "These aren't my clothes, they dressed me in these" "Did you dress her in these clothes?" "No, no, no...well maybe, yes we did dress her in these." Or something like that. And as you read those lines, you have to say them in the British accent, because I was saying these lines in a British accent while typing.
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Girl scout cookies are demonized
by Gojira_101 inokay so i think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.. the girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life i will be ordering cookies.....i mean wtf is so wrong with ordering cookies from them?
i love the thin mint's and guess what?
you can only buy them from girl scouts!!!!!!.
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an elder will be at my house in one hour HELP!
by Julia Orwell inwe've missed some meetings due to work and thinking it's bs and also one night my husband got drunk n fessed up n had a shepherding call n now the e is coming to see 'how we're doing'.
help me please i dunno what to do..
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Good for you for staying one step ahead of them.....elders hate that and hate thinking people. Good job for irritating them!
I hope hubby will wake up soon!
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Rumor : Elders' meeting about pedophilia issues
by yalbmert99 inhi everyone, there is a rumor on a french speaking forum saying that the elders were to assist to a 9 h meeting,yesterday or today depending on availability, about pedophilia exclusively.
meeting directed by an circuit overseer.
more infos to come.
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Gojira_101
Thanks for the info...I'm tagging this!
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Girl scout cookies are demonized
by Gojira_101 inokay so i think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.. the girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life i will be ordering cookies.....i mean wtf is so wrong with ordering cookies from them?
i love the thin mint's and guess what?
you can only buy them from girl scouts!!!!!!.
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Good morning peeps (lol...I just got done reading the "new light" on how peeps are pagan to eat...I'm still laughing on that one).
Wow I'm surprised I'm at 2 pages already. I love all your comments and they have made me laugh! I needed a good laugh this morning. When I get home later I will be going out to buy me some evil, demonized cookies.
Actually I'm wondering if I should go buy Kebler Fudge Grasshopper cookies instead?.......Oh wait a minute....Elves make them and use magic to cook them.....We all know Elves are related to Smurfs......bloody hell...I can't eat the grasshopper cookies now!
What is WTBT$ going to take from me next? Lottery stcrachers?.....Shoot....they already took that!
Wait I can do "69" with my husband or various "positions"....Shoot, we can't do that either.
At the next convention I can use two paper towels.....oh shoot, that's right I can only use one....well I can get some chips or candy from the vending machine...dang it! That's right there will be an Attendant guarding it....I wonder if I could get a wind up smurf toy and stand out of sight and set it to where it will walk in front of the attendant to "scare" him away so I can get to the vending machine.
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How many are happy Not to go d2d this Sunday morning?
by LoisLane looking for Superman init is midnight here in the north pacific.
but for you in france and germany, it is 9 am.
doesn't it feel great to do something else, anything else, then knock, knock, knocking on peoples doors?.
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I am!!!! Jumping up and down with both hands raised.
I love the fact I can sleep in now on the weekends. I hated service and meetings....I was always so bored and I hated it during summer because of the dang summer heat!
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Are Peeps for True Christians?
by rebel8 inwith appreciation of the "are cats for true christians?
" people.... are peeps for true christians?.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....almost like the girl scout cookies....I'm dying over here.
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an elder will be at my house in one hour HELP!
by Julia Orwell inwe've missed some meetings due to work and thinking it's bs and also one night my husband got drunk n fessed up n had a shepherding call n now the e is coming to see 'how we're doing'.
help me please i dunno what to do..
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Gojira_101
Good luck and I would just suggest, you deny, deny, deny. You don't owe them any explainations.....they have no power over you, if you don't allow them to take it.
One thing elders HATE!!!! Answer their questions, with a questions. Irritates the heck out of them.
When I had an elder call me and ask if they could give us a shepherding call. I told him "nope, we don't need one. We're doing fine, in fact we are doing great! so take the time you would have used visiting us and spend it with your family."
Don't volunteer ANYTHING!!!! If they ask you something you don't feel comfortable telling them, don't tell them. They don't need to know everything.
Good luck and let me know how it goes.
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Girl scout cookies are demonized
by Gojira_101 inokay so i think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.. the girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life i will be ordering cookies.....i mean wtf is so wrong with ordering cookies from them?
i love the thin mint's and guess what?
you can only buy them from girl scouts!!!!!!.
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Actually, the position is that boy and girl scouts are paramilitary organizations,
Holy Crap!!!!! That means the 10 year old girl is a future Black Ops or Navy Seal.....So selling the cookies is what special ops training?
Oh My God!!! I can so totally see it now. Their base camp is their table they set up with the cookies stacked up. I'm totally scared now to approach their table...is it booby trapped? Is there trip wires? Landmines? God if I don't say the right pass phrase the girl is jump out and hold a knife to my throat!
I heard of kiddie soldiers, and I knew Al-Qualda started them young...but damn!!!!! I'm scared to get my cookies now
Matsimus: If you brought in a box of girl scout cookies and a Sparlock toy to the KH, the elders would be performing an exorcism right there on the spot!
VillageGirl: I'm normally not funny at all! I have no idea where this is coming from
Well I think I would feel safer with the 10yr old girl receiving special ops training then my JW nephew, that kid is going to be a future serial killer I swear...I'm serious you should see his eyes!!!!
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Girl scout cookies are demonized
by Gojira_101 inokay so i think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.. the girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life i will be ordering cookies.....i mean wtf is so wrong with ordering cookies from them?
i love the thin mint's and guess what?
you can only buy them from girl scouts!!!!!!.
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Okay so I think it might be the concussion making me go on this rant...not too sure.
The girl scouts started selling their cookies yesterday and for the first time in my life I will be ordering cookies.....I mean WTF is so wrong with ordering cookies from them? I love the thin mint's and guess what? YOU CAN ONLY BUY THEM FROM GIRL SCOUTS!!!!!!
So what? is Jehovah going to kill me at Armageddon because I ate a box of girl scout cookies? Really how stupid is that?
I asked my mom what the big deal is about getting girl scout cookies and she can't even tell me.
I have a few theories.
1. Since the girl scouts go door to door selling their cookies...well maybe that makes WTBT$ jealous because people will actually give the girls money for their product and Householders are actually happy to see the girl scouts.
2. The girl scouts get more money from people than WTBT$.
3. Girl scouts will get trips and benefits if they sell more, and dubs get nothing.
3. The chocolate is produced by Satan to taste good.
4. People would rather eat something good in their own home sitting on the couch in their underwear playing video games, rather than sit in a stuffy, boring KH thinking about food and wondering when the hell the meeting is over.
5. You don't have to wait 100 years for the cookies to be deliviered, the girl scout promise "no false prophets here! You WILL get your cookies" And you get instant gratification.
6. If you don't agree with the idea that thin mints are the best, you won't be df'ed for disagreeing.
7. If you eat the vanilla creams you won't be shunned.
8. You don't have the boys in Brooklyn telling you what kind or how many, or where you can eat the cookies....You can eat the whole freaking box if you want and nobody cares.
9. If you have girl scout cookies in your cupboard, that's inviting the demons into your house and you will be harassed by demons, J-dubs and elders...they want your cookies to. See even the demons like cookies.
10. With your order over $50 you get a free Sparlock toy.
11. The "world" serves cookies at B-day parties, so clearly they are BAD!
12. And I'm sure a "transfusion" of chocolate can't be good either!
So yea, I can see the danger and why I'm going to die at the Big "A" because I ate a freaking cookie!
If WTBT$ is losing members because of the flip flopping new light, well WTBT$ needs to start selling cookies, maybe that would be enough of an incentive for them to keep their members?
So really what is the big deal with girl scout cookies?
Sorry for the rant!
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Something interesting after 6.5 hours in the ER
by Gojira_101 inthis is just a few things interesting that happened to me yesterday while waiting in the er.. i'm fine other than a minor concussion and being sore from tripping over my cat yesterday and face planting into the corner of the wall.. so anyway i had to wait about 6 hours in the waiting room and while i was there, there were these two hispanic women going around the room asking people if they wanted a "tract" on jesus, they didn't know english all that well and i couldn't really see the cover of the tract or anything, but the one woman who approached me had what looked like a bible.
of course i couldn't see what bible it was.
if i wouldn't have been suffering with a concussion and could think better, i would have inquired on if these women were jw's or not.
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Hi Everyone, Thank you so much for the well wishes. I'm feeling a little better, but I still can't "think" too much because then I get so tired, I need to lay down. I figured since I just woke up and can think right now I'd do a quick update. The cat is still alive. Jgnat: I've seen that thing before about the cat plotting to kill you...I serious think that is what she is trying to do hahahaha. I love it, thank you for sharing it with me. About my medical records: Thankfully I haven't had any serious medical problems and even with my PCP I don't think I've ever mentioned to her I'm a JW, plus I will be going to a new DR soon anyway (changed insurence CO), so I will make sure to make it very clear I do not follow JW beliefs. I also threw my Blood Card away awhile ago and I'm in the process of doing a new will and a legal (non blood card) health care power of attorney. Plus on the upside, my husband knows I will accept a blood transfusion, and my parents know. They are all fine with it. They would accept one now too :) You all have a good day. Peace and love. G
