TruckerGB
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Difficult words
by TruckerGB inwords that are difficult to say when you are drunk.. indubitably.
specificity.
innovative.
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Did you hear the one about
by TruckerGB in.
the magic tractor.. when it was being driven along the road,.
it turned into a field.
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Off on my travels.
by TruckerGB in.
at last,theyve arrived,holidays,yee haa,no more work for two and a half weeks.. im off touring the uk on my motorbike,visiting friends in lancashire and scotland,and if theres time the shetland islands,about a 2000 mile round trip,if i it rains,which it more than likely will,and i get wet on the outside,i fully intend to get even wetter on the inside,hee hee.. so to all my new found friends,catch you all in a couple of weeks.. take care,.
i will try to send you all a postcard.
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Panorama,a Reply from my MP
by TruckerGB indate: 05 august 2002 16:13:12 to:[email protected]:panorama dear mr selman,.
thank you for your e-mail dated 18 july 2002. i apologise for the delay in.
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Men only.
by TruckerGB indrug warning.. police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.a new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.
the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.. it comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.. beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.men are rendered helpless against this approach.. after several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.after drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.. at other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship.
it has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.. apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.. please!
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The Titanic
by TruckerGB inif you all can cast your minds back to that fatefull day in 1912,ladies don your bustles,gentlemen put on your top hats and the scene(imaginary as we're not that old)in the cabaret is set.. a magician is perfoming,on his shoulder he has his pet parrot(called polly in case anyone askes),.
the magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat,and polly being in a bad mood squawks,'it was up his sleeve',trick ruined.. not to be nonplussed the magician tries another one,2 turtle doves this time,and polly squawks,'they were up his trouser leg',trick ruined.. the magician by this time is thinking,'what do i do next',when that fatefull moment happened.. after it was all over,there is a table floating,on it is sat the magician and on the table leg is sat polly,.
polly looked at the magician and said,'ok i give up,what have you done with it'!.
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Forest fires
by TruckerGB in.
i have been a bit out of touch with the news of late,but i just seen some footage of the huge fires in the states,i think awsome and terrible is the only way i can describe what i have just seen,the news said that a town of 30,000 is going to have to be evacuated,is this right?..
is anybody that posts on this site affected,although my heart goes out to everybody that has lost homes and even life.. i dont know what else to say.
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A perfect evening,,almost
by TruckerGB inwhen i got home from work this evening,had tea,looked at the tv guide and decided there was nothing worth watching,i thought,'i know as the suns shining i will go for a run on my motorbike'.. off i went,found some interesting country roads and was really enjoying myself,when i rumbled round a corner and guess what,the local farmer had just brought his cows in and we know what they leave all over the road!..
the bike now looks like a farmyard,i smell like a farmyard and had to have a hosepipe turned on me and the water was cold,.
next time,im going out in the rain!.
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Did god really invent Harly Davidsons
by TruckerGB ini am confused.. throughout life i have always been told that god invented harlys,and yet it does say in the bible that moses rode down the mountain to the roar of his triumph.. any ideas to this??
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