Men only.

by TruckerGB 26 Replies latest social humour

  • TruckerGB
    TruckerGB

    Drug Warning.

    Police warn all clubbers,partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.A new date rape drug on the market called beer is used by many females to target unsuspecting men

    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.

    It comes in bottles,cans,from taps and in large kegs.

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.Typically,a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several beers men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never be normally attracted.After drinking beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that something occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as a relationship. It has been reported that in extreme cases,the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as marriage.

    Apperently,men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex offered by the predatory female.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

    However,if you fall victim to this insidious beer and the predatory woman administering it,there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected,like minded men.

    For the nearest support group, just look up golf courses in the phone book.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    ...well it made me smile.

    Englishman.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    I wasn't game to post until another male had.

    I just want to say I found this funny too, even though I'm a female!

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Well, I just gotta comment because the thread is entitled "men only". I'm not a man and sense women have fought for equal treatment for many years I am here to protest the thread's title. . . well that was how I felt until I read it.. . well, not really. I just felt a little left out. But it was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.

  • Matty
    Matty

    Trucker, that was absolutely disgraceful!

  • Solace
    Solace

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Funny!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, As if every woman on the board isnt going to come snoop in here because of the title.

  • teejay
    teejay

    Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be on the lookout for predatory females offering that liquid. Now... what's it called again??? I wouldn't want to miss out.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    One almost got me with the "marriage" thing!!!! [GASP]

  • gumby
    gumby

    It used to make me frisky..........now I just want to take a 3 hour nap........or go to sleep for the night at 7:30 PM ...... of coarse the funny kind of smoke to go with it doesn't help much...............but I sleep good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Praise Corona's !

    Edited by - Gumby on 28 July 2002 13:39:44

  • COMF
    COMF

    It's true, it's true! I've been snookered that way many times! (slow learner)

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