The magic tractor.
When it was being driven along the road,
it turned into a field.
by TruckerGB 3 Replies latest social humour
The magic tractor.
When it was being driven along the road,
it turned into a field.
That's awful Trucker! But not as awful as this old one:
A farmer walked into a pub and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously really upset, drowning his sorrows in his pint.
"What's up, Fred?" asked the farmer.
"I'm really down Charlie. If I don't sell a tractor soon, I'm gonna have to close my dealership down."
"Now Fred, things could really be a lot worse," said Charlie.
"How can you say that then?" asked Fred.
"Well, Charlie - you know my prize cow, Ermintrude? I went to milk her this morning and she just kept flicking her tail in my face. So I grabbed a piece of rope and tied it up to the rafter in the barn. Then Ermintrude went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to the wall. Then she kicked my stool right out from underneath me! But I was out of rope. So I took my belt off and used it to tie her other leg to the other side of the stall. Well wouldn't you just know it...my trousers fell right down, just as my wife walked into the barn!"
"And Charlie, if you can convince my wife that I was in there to MILK that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you TODAY!"
MATTY!!!
rotflmao
Heheheh,There both as bad,mines still worse though.