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  National Masturbation Month

  by dubla in

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  2. relationships

  may is national masturbation month........with all the sex that hits this forum, i cant believe i havent seen this thread yet.

  (maybe i missed it).....anyhow, have fun.. .

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  national?

  which nation?
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  Birthdays

  by Beans in

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  2. beliefs

  now as we know the jehovahs witnesses don`t celebrate the "birthday"!

  now when a baby is born that is the birthday and if you bring a gift to the new baby, that is a birthday gift hence the birthday is celebrated.

  as we know the bible does not instruct that the birthday should not be celebrated so why not continue celebrating the birthday every year instead of the first one as the jehovahs witnesses do?.

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  Interesting. So baptism was a pagan ritual first?
  I will definitely be researching that, it's a very good one.

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  An Un-Invitation Card

  by ozziepost in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  "do witnesses break up families?

  " has been a common topic over the years.

  this topic has been brought home to mrs ozzie and i by the following 'un-invitation card'.

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  oh. my. gawd.

  NASTY!

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  my dream last night....

  by wonderwoman77 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i had the weirdist yet very good dream last night.

  i do not want to forget it, so i thought i would record it here.

  in my dream i was going to a follow up play of the vagina monologues.

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  Z awww....sorry for ya! you is really missin' out. when i wuz a kid i had nightmares a lot. hope the good dreams start for ya sometime.

  DoubleEdge - EL OH EL. That has me laffing so hard i'm crying (and almost pee'd myself). I have totally had dreams like that. Ok now i have the giggles. Time to go.

  gigglin'SPAZ
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  Birthdays

  by Beans in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  now as we know the jehovahs witnesses don`t celebrate the "birthday"!

  now when a baby is born that is the birthday and if you bring a gift to the new baby, that is a birthday gift hence the birthday is celebrated.

  as we know the bible does not instruct that the birthday should not be celebrated so why not continue celebrating the birthday every year instead of the first one as the jehovahs witnesses do?.

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  naughty naughty plm heehee

  come to think of it...my father always called me on my bday just to say "you know what day this is!?" and proceed to tell me how much i matter to him

  um...yes, that is the same father that isn't talking to me now.

  hehe

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  Birthdays

  by Beans in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  now as we know the jehovahs witnesses don`t celebrate the "birthday"!

  now when a baby is born that is the birthday and if you bring a gift to the new baby, that is a birthday gift hence the birthday is celebrated.

  as we know the bible does not instruct that the birthday should not be celebrated so why not continue celebrating the birthday every year instead of the first one as the jehovahs witnesses do?.

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  btw...i lost my birthday party virginity this past weekend.
  and wasn't struck by lightening or anything! in fact, i didn't even feel bad about it *gasp*. it wuz fun to "honour" a friend that way.

  excellent point Beans. i've never considered that b4.
  i guess i've been to more bday parties than i thought.

  DoubleEdgei guess they didn't mind bday parties but TOASTING was a little over the top for them. i mean toasting wards off the demons right...hehehe

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  my dream last night....

  by wonderwoman77 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i had the weirdist yet very good dream last night.

  i do not want to forget it, so i thought i would record it here.

  in my dream i was going to a follow up play of the vagina monologues.

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  Lucid that sounds kewl. i'm sure i've done that before. i've had flying dreams wherein i feel i can maneuver my direction as i sort of hover in the air about 50-75ft above ground.

  i can also protect/rescue people in my dreams...this is partly controlled by me and partly controlled by my dream.

  i also do this sort of "barefoot water-skiing" thing (minus the boat to pull me)...i guess you could call it walking on water LOL

  i must tell you sometime about my dream where i wuz a cop/rcmp/fbi agent. haha. it came complete with nightvision goggles and everything. *grin* i always catch the bad guy...and when my partner catches up (heehee) we cuff 'em. too funny.

  dreams are just as fun as real life!!!

  have you ever woken up from a dream, then gone back to sleep into the same dream?

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  I'M FREAKING OUT!

  by SPAZnik in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  today my best friend from the borg called me!

  ok.. i've been officially out for almost a year now.. no contact with former "friends" & "family".. (just my mom checks up on me now and then,.

  fishing for info on my "activities".

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  hey zanex -
  thx for the advice, schweetie.
  hey you, i wuz one, i know how it works!
  i did consider those possibilities
  before i went to see her in the first place.
  (i'm a libra/scorpio -
  the libra in me weighs things out from all sides first)
  i was concerned...hence, the title "freaking out"...
  there are some former "friends"
  i could expect to be backstabbed by,
  but this one is special and trustworthy.

  That said, i did tell her the evening we met that
  "i understand that some days will be easier
  or harder than others as far as our contact goes",
  and i added "so if it's intermittent, i'll understand".
  yep, she's worth the risk and we will be careful about being seen.
  thanks for caring zanex! it's all good.

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  Have your moral values changed drastically?

  by voltaire in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm currently separated from my wife.

  i told the elders that it ain't the truth and they told me to shape up or ship out (that's the very short version) my wife's loyal to the org.

  and i don't want to be an apostate in my own home.

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  Mustang...i'm amazed you mentioned that...
  my mother (who is a dub) once told me
  that an elder outright told her that
  "it's only lying if it's to someone with the 'right' to know".

  Until you, i'd never heard that from anyone else.

  voltaire okay, so yer not just lonely, yer horny too.
  welcome to the club! i relate to your situation as i was married 5 years...my separation and divorce all took place within the year 2000. so i've been divorced for about a year and a half now. have gone through many "phases" sexually speaking. it's been quite the *ahem* ride. i guess all i can really say is, have lotsa fun and little guilt as you journey on and find what does or doesn't work for you!

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  appearing before elders for "sexual miscon...

  by razorMind in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  did anyone have to undergo this?

  especially as a teen.

  i have 2 cousins (different states, different congs) who got caught fornicatin' and had to appear before the elders.

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  My personal fave is #8 - Did you enjoy the sex.

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

  SPAZ