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  Are you supposed to enjoy field service????

  by lucifer in

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  are you supposed to enjoy field service?

  find joy in god's work?

  i hated service, hated getting up early, hated wearing dresses/skirts,hated bugging people early on the weekend, hated "preparing" for service (all i did was read the little blurb on the inside of the awake lol) hated being grouped with elder ihatecoffeebreaks and sister letsdoonemoredooreventhoughits12.......one day brother ihatecoffeebreaks asked me why my time was dropping in service and i said "because i hate service" ( i mean i was taught to be honest right?

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  Funchback

  I hated field service.

  Hated, hated, HATED it!!!
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  Venus Williams Ousted

  by Kenneson in

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  venus didn't do well at all, being knocked out of the australian open in the first round by bulgaria's tszvetana pironhova.

  sister serena had her own struggles.

  see "venus william ousted in first round" at.

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  Funchback

  Ha!

  I thought you meant outted, like she admits that she is now a lesbian.
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  How do you feel about people on government assistence?

  by free2beme in

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  for a long time, before working with people in this situation, i would have answered this question with .... "i feel for them and i know how degrading it must be, to come to this point in their life to have to depend on the government to sustain them" .

  ... once i got up close and personal with these people, i have learned that my answer only applies to a small group of those on government assistance.

  well from my experience, those on government assistance are more often about taking advantage of the system, then they are about actually being in need of help.

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  Funchback

  I have a problem with wealthy people who file for bankruptcy. At least the laws are a little tougher now.
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  Sharing the Joy... of Open Mindedness, and Apostasy

  by RichieRich in

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  i work with a few young witnesses.

  actually, they work for me.

  but that's not the point here.

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  She just let you pick up her cell phone and read her messages? How strange.
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  lonely...

  by aoxo in

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  2. relationships

  hello, i am newly dissociated and was wondering how some of you who grew up in "the truth" have started relationships.

  i have never dated for obvious reasons and am now 26 with no experiance and extremely shy about this whole dating process.

  i have tried places of interest like gyms, workout classes and even eharmony with no prevail.

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  Funchback

  Welcome, aoxo.

  Well, if you bombed at eharmony then there just isn't any hope for ya'!

  Have you tried speed dating? Personal ads? Inmate pen-pals?

  Just kidding. Good luck and welcome!
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  Found a "Jesus Christ Who Is He?" tract at my apartment's bulletin board.

  by Elsewhere in

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  what shall i do with it?

  medium size - side 1medium size - side 2. large size - side 1large size - side 2

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  I say that you create your own tract entitled, "Jesus Christ! Who is it Now?!?"

  Hand it out to all your neighbors so they know what to say when some JW knocks on their door.

  Knock! Knock!
  Busy householder (TM) says with disgust, "Jesus Christ! Who is it Now?!? Go away! I'm not letting you rent space in my head!"
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  Do you have a problem with grammar ?

  by oldflame in

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  for those who have spelling problems you can go to google and down load their tool bar.

  it has spell check in it and works pretty easy.

  then you will no longer have to listen to us that bitch about spelling.

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  Funchback

  For those who have spelling problems you can go to Google and down load their tool bar.

  By the way, that should be "download".
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  Do you have a problem with grammar ?

  by oldflame in

  1. jw
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  for those who have spelling problems you can go to google and down load their tool bar.

  it has spell check in it and works pretty easy.

  then you will no longer have to listen to us that bitch about spelling.

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  Funchback

  I went to goggle.com and coudln't find a spells-checker.
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  Robo-JW meets Robo-Householder

  by mustang in

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  2. scandals

  at one time, the jw's took the phonographs from door-door; they also would use a printed message/sermon and hand this to the "householder" to read.

  and then we had to learn those awful sermons and sit through the tedium @ the tms.. but times change and so do methods and the reactions to those methods.. fast forward to 2015. we find that bro.

  fred steadfast, great-grandson of the founder of the wts, is out in fs.

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  I can't wait for part II (and I'm not being sarcastic).
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  Whats the dumbest reason youve been counseled?

  by avishai in

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  my friend was counseled for having a bad attitude because he wore white socks w/ his suit.

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  Funchback

  Oops! One more...

  5) A sister (JoAnn Wakeling, a former fortune teller) counseled me because I told her that I often win stuffed animals from the Skill Crane (you know, when you put fifty-cents in the machine and you steer the crane to try to pick up the stuffed animals). She said that it is the same as gambling, that it's a game of 'chance'. So, since I could be such a wiseass, I counseled her for watching 'Backdraft', which was a rated-R movie.