Wonder how the new UK foreign secretary would go offering assistance to the Turkish president.
Turkish president (to UK Prime Minister Theresa May): "Will the UK honor their commitment to bring about a stable Turkish community?"
UK Prime Minister May: "I'll have our foreign secretary issue a statement on our position."
UK Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson (reading statement): "There was young fellow from Ankara, who was a terrific wankerer. Till he sowed his wild oats, with the help of a goat but he didn't even stop to thankera."