Posts by Clambake

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Campaign to Israel
by humanperson in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i have been wanting to introduce myself but i don't know where to begin.

my husband and i are enjoying our third guilt-free weekend of our lives (both born-in, almost 30).

he has been out mentally for the last year and a half but patiently waited for me to come around.
Clambake
So the WTS basically want everyone to go to Israel go door to door and say
1. The modern day of Israel is not the fulfillment of biblical prophecy. You have no special purpose in Gods plan.
2. Serving in the military is wrong, even though your survival as a people depends on it.
3. The term Jew in the new testament actually means spirit anointed Christian in which god has chosen seven magical men in Brooklyn New York represent him.
How there is a single JW all of Israel just blows me away. But we were in the holocaust together. You went to the Ovens and we babysit the SS kids, same thing.

The only reason JW want to go to Israel is so they can hide under the guise of being evangelical Christians and spew there poison.
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Today's wt "study" obfuscations
by prologos in
1. watchtower
2. bible
paragraph 9 : " jesus blood validates the new covenant -- makes posiible the forgiveness sins for all time#.-- [and]--.

god could apply the value of jesus' shed blood to adams descendants--*.

--he could** also adopt certain --humans "as sons"--".
Clambake

I find no matter how complex WTS theology is, you can always seem to pin it down to one or two sentences that have no bibical basis what so ever.

1. There is no such thing as " Spiritual Israel ".

2. No where does it say the member in the new covenant is limited.

The Old testament is the story of god and the jews and a series of convenants which made them gods people. Long story short the new testament is the story of the transfer of this convenant to the "church " the body of christ. Gods final arrangement with mankind to have a relationship with him though Jesus Christ. Believe it or not, that is the story of christianity
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This religion is about to be toast.
by kneehighmiah in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the governing body is preparing to take a major hit.

this recent watchtower shows it.

not the new understandings, but the article on marriage.
Clambake

Is this running just before christmas to make all the sisters with UBM feel guilty or are they really going to make marrying a UBM a disfellowing offence ??

If so, the looks like they might breed themselves out of existance. At least the brothers will have a greater pile of pussy to choose from.
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Trashed WT's found in Dr.s' waiting room Friday. Do you trash literature you find?
by Wasanelder Once in
1. jw
2. experiences
took the magazines in the waiting room and dumped them in the trash.

was a great feeling.

to think many witnoids wont dare throw out the surplus magazines they have in stacks around the house is amazing.
Clambake

I like to go the the Salvation Army thrift store and pick out the JW literature from the book section and give it to the Captain so it can be disposed of. It is kind of a hobby of mine.

What a bunch of pompous assholes. Donating their books to an evanglical church. Real classy considering what they say about them behind there backs.
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Can a JW go home for Christmas ??
by Clambake in
1. jw
2. experiences
jw love to make a big deal about christmas but the reality is alot of people have time off work from christmas to new years.

we like to go home.

with me being an ubm does it become an issue within the cong ?
Clambake

I remember last December I went to a JW wing ding. It was for anyone under the age of 40. Lots of good food, played some games etc etc. I remember thinking, oh FFS this is a Christmas party. They even had the booze just flowing.

Yet my wife can’t come to my Christmas party at work. JWs really are some self-righteous pricks.
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Can a JW go home for Christmas ??
by Clambake in
1. jw
2. experiences
jw love to make a big deal about christmas but the reality is alot of people have time off work from christmas to new years.

we like to go home.

with me being an ubm does it become an issue within the cong ?
Clambake

I thought there was an unwritten rule that holiday witnessing was really rude. Aleast my wife thinks so.
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Can a JW go home for Christmas ??
by Clambake in
1. jw
2. experiences
jw love to make a big deal about christmas but the reality is alot of people have time off work from christmas to new years.

we like to go home.

with me being an ubm does it become an issue within the cong ?
Clambake

I remember one time having an argument with a witness and he was like “Why do families have to get to together only at Christmas, why can’t everyday be Christmas “. I told him it is because in the business working world families have limited time and it is a great time because most businesses are closed.

He was like “Oh, I never really thought of that “. We all know the real views of JWs on Christmas are more about trying place a wedge between you and your worldly family ( Allah I hate that word ).

Do JW do family reunions ?? I am guessing no.
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Can a JW go home for Christmas ??
by Clambake in
1. jw
2. experiences
jw love to make a big deal about christmas but the reality is alot of people have time off work from christmas to new years.

we like to go home.

with me being an ubm does it become an issue within the cong ?
Clambake

So

JW love to make a big deal about Christmas but the reality is alot of people have time off work from Christmas to New Years. We like to go home. With me being an UBM does it become an issue within the cong ? I have made my opinion known to the elders if you ask personal question I will tell you to get fucked and I don't want you alone with my wife.
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Guarding the Kingdom Hall on Halloween
by Clambake in
1. jw
2. experiences
a. have you ever been called to do this ??.

b. does it count as field service.. c. what are you suppose to do if you catch someone throwing eggs at the kingdom hall.

run them down and beat them up ??
Clambake

That reminds me when I was about 12 years old, I was just shortly after christmas and people were throwing out their old christmas trees ( when people still used natural trees ). We took like 6-8 old rotten christmas trees and placed them on the Kingdom Hall lawn and decorated them with garbage. We even managed to get them to stand up.

We also christmas carolled a Kingdom Hall during a tuesday night meeting. They called the police. We just played dumb and pretended we didn't know.

LOL

We were rotten kids.

p.s- I wasn't the ring leader.
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Guarding the Kingdom Hall on Halloween
by Clambake in
1. jw
2. experiences
a. have you ever been called to do this ??.

b. does it count as field service.. c. what are you suppose to do if you catch someone throwing eggs at the kingdom hall.

run them down and beat them up ??
Clambake

A. Have you ever been called to do this ??

B. Does it count as field service.

C. What are you suppose to do if you catch someone throwing eggs at the kingdom hall. Run them down and beat them up ?? Given the amount of janitors that attend each hall, wouldn't you want this to happen so you could prove you are really Allahs people ??