Okidok,
I suppose you would like me to 'think' like you? Hmm here's an example of the type of thinking I've seen you do since you started posting here:
Wow! Have you seen these crop circles? Weird, eh? I don't think humans could have done them, so it must be aliens.
Yeah - ever heard of an argument from incredulity? Methinks you could use some pointers in critical thinking and some education in logic. And you are challenging me to think?
A good start would be for you to read Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan. After digesting that, you may be able to browse conspiracy theorist web sites without believing everything you read.
rem
p.s.: You would also do well to read Why People Believe Weird Things by Mike Shermer.
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so."
..........Bertrand Russell