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  Joke

  by myself in

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  2. humour

  a man trying to understand the nature of god asked him some questions.. "god, how long is a million years to you?".

  god said: " a million years is like a minute.".

  then the man asked: "god how much is a million dollars worth to you?".

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  I found that in the newspaper. It is nice to read the religous section without feeling apostate about it LOL

  It is much easier to copy something then to tell it out loud...I always mess up the punchline
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  this board :)

  by SpiderMonkey in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  along the lines of joy's post on friends, i wanted to add my own 2 cents in praise of this board!

  to put it all in a nutshell, i learned how to *drink* when i was at bethel, around late 89 to early 93. was disfellowshipped sometime just before thanksgiving 94, and have continued to be a heavy drinker ever since.

  about a month & a half ago i discovered this board, and last sunday i quit drinking .

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  Way to go SpiderMonkey!!!
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  Joke

  by myself in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a man trying to understand the nature of god asked him some questions.. "god, how long is a million years to you?".

  god said: " a million years is like a minute.".

  then the man asked: "god how much is a million dollars worth to you?".

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  A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him some questions.

  "God, how long is a million years to you?"

  God said: " a million years is like a minute."

  Then the man asked: "God how much is a million dollars worth to you?"

  God said:"A million dollars to me is like a penny."

  The man thought for a moment and asked: God can I have a penny?"

  and God cheerfully said: "Sure...in a minute."
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  PLN and JWs

  by simplesally in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was just reading over there and thought some of them should really think before they post!

  some real jerk posted this: umm, don't count your time spent eating lunch - unless you witness to the waitress.

  give her a real tip - how to get into the new system.. .

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  Umm, don't count your time spent eating lunch - unless you witness to the waitress. Give her a real tip - how to get into the new system.

  Oh sure I would rather get an issue of an Afake magazine then some money.

  Edited by - myself on 11 July 2002 21:39:31
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  Tinkerbell is down

  by CC Ryder in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey y'all....incase anyone is interested,,,,tinkerbell4125 is away for a few days....she needed to go in to the hospital to straighten out her med's...life in an abusive environment growing up does wonders to a person...she's a hard fighter though....she's doing great....should be back in a couple more days.....boy do i miss her......hurry back tink..........cc

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  (((((Tinkerbell))))) Hope you are well soon. Call me when you are home
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  JANH TO PERISH TONIGHT!

  by The_Bad_Seed in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tonight at the stroke of midnight*, the one who calls herself janh will be eaten alive; via an attack of a bag of savage, demonic, multi-colored kraft marshmallows that i have cast a powerful spell upon, for repeatedly accusing me in the chatroom yesterday of a bearing a multi identity on this site, as also being the one you have all come to know and love, father naeblis, the greek god of desire.. all i can do now, is hope to, and look forward to this much anticipated event!

  tickets can be purchased directly through ticketmaster, or, given to you free of charge provided you do some sort of random act of kindness, without one, an event of such evil (albeit deserving) magnitude could very well throw off the balance of the earth.

  transportation the responsibility of the attendee.. not responsible for lost or stolen socks.. in the words of my apparent 'alter ego':.

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  just thought you'd like to know.... JanH is a guy! His name is one of those danged Norwegian pronunciation anomalies where J's sound like Y's....

  TBS,

  Maybe you were thinking Jan Brady and it has all been arranged by Marcia.
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  Why Are Most JW's Former R. Catholics?

  by Bhagavad in

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  2. friends

  http://www.bible.ca/cath-jw-converting.htm

  i just tried my above link and it does not link.

  any input?

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  Could it be a pedophile thng?
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  I Gave Away My Hair

  by Dutchie in

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  2. friends

  i am 38 years old and have never had a haircut in my life.

  my hair is extremely long; it reaches past my derriere.

  i can say, without conceit, that it truly is my crowning gory.

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  (((((Dutchie))))) I beg to differ on your crowning glory, your crowning glory is your beautiful heart.
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  SILENTLAMBS: the movie/book

  by dungbeetle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  silentlambs: silent no more!!!.

  published as a joint venture by houghten mifflin and del rey books, this moving narrative of the multi-national efforts of united group of jehovah's witnesses, non-jehovah's witnesses, and former jehovah's witnesses to change long-standing child abuse policy of the 120 year-old religious corporation, watchtower bible and tract society.

  in the late 1800's a man named charles taze russell undertook to establish a printing company with volunteer workers.

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  Knowing what a hit this is going to be, can I please at least be an extra? (maybe Noi can introduce me to Mel if I promise not to drool on anyone's shoes?)
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  Post Dateline

  by ignored_one in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  this i suppose is to those who are still "in".

  what sort of response have you had in the field ministry?

  i've just informed a friend of mine about the panorama program and asked about dateline.

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  The end is near? Is it time to get out our look alike tennis shoes and lay on the floor and..........never mind that was another cult.