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  JW Prince not so popular now

  by JWinSF in

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  saw this in today's san francisco "the examiner" under the 2nd page "scoop" by bill picture:.

  prince's fall.

  prince is so b-list that the management at his favorite club won't even hold his favorite booth for him anymore.

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  I have wondered if Prince just isnt making a mockery of Michael Jackson because of his former involvement with the JW's

  Lizard
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  Mrs Warburton...

  by refiners fire in

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  im working in an electrical store , a one man operation, and everything goes thru a computer system called "myob", all purchases and sales.

  anyway, i wouldnt have a clue how to operate this myob program except for selling company registered parts.

  some salesman from the parent company told me to obtain a rubber seal for a vegetable steamer the other day, it was for a little old lady called "mrs warburton".

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  Good for you Refiners :)

  Lizard
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  JW Prince not so popular now

  by JWinSF in

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  saw this in today's san francisco "the examiner" under the 2nd page "scoop" by bill picture:.

  prince's fall.

  prince is so b-list that the management at his favorite club won't even hold his favorite booth for him anymore.

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  I'll never be able to get that scene out of my mind where Prince was rubbin' down on Apollonia.

  That stumbled me so bad that I wound up leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses organization.

  I blame Prince for that...even though he wasnt a witness at the time.

  Lizard
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  Men: What's your favorite cologne?

  by ozziepost in

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  i don't see why we should allow such blatant discrimination on the board as to allow a thread "for women" only, asking their favorite men's cologne.

  so guys and blokes, so that we can participate, how's about declaring before these ladies your favorite cologne/after shave?

  mine's tuscany.

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  You've got good taste Zev

  Lizard
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  A NEW METHOD OF PREACHING!

  by Mary in

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  everyone remember a few years ago with the gb decided that the rank and file witness just wasn't bugging the hell out of enough people because no one was ever home saturday morning?

  they came up with the brainstorming idea to approach people in parking lots!!!

  (ya, that goes over reeeeeeeal well)......as if going to the person's home to tell them about their imminent death wasn't bad enough, now ya gotta tell them when they're out shopping!

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  ...for the more brave at heart...

  Just stand at the urinal and wait for some dude to come up to the one beside you...wait for him to get done peeing...

  ...if the dude shakes it more than 3 times...start up a conversation about the Watchtower's views on how masturbation can lead to homosexuality.

  Please dont try this unless you can handle yourself in a altercation.

  Lizard

  Edited by - LizardSnot on 27 June 2002 22:14:38
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  Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!

  by WildTurkey in

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  take the first annual, choose-a-urinal challenge!

  men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own.

  but, there is a code of the rest room that must be followed.

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  WildTurkey,

  I went to the Poison concert on Tuesday....let me tell you...I grabbed whatever urinal opened up and I was thankful...

  I guess I dont get out much...there were an awful lot of chics coming in and using the stalls.

  Man did that get loud...imagine 40 guys yelling ...."Show us your tits" at the top of their lungs...in a crowded bathroom.

  Lizard
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  Speeding Ticket

  by Simon in

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  a driver is pulled over by a police man.

  man: is there a problem officer?

  officer: sir, you were speeding.

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  LMAO!!!!

  Good one Simon

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  Things just got worse

  by MrMoe in

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  many of you know what a year i have been having... .

  things got a wee bit worse for me... .

  i work for a non-profit membership based high-technology corporation.

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  MrMoe,

  I'm so sorry to hear about you loosing your job. That really sucks....been there more than once.

  I pray that you find something soon that will allow you to continue with your studies.

  Lizard
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  Lets get friendly! (pics are welcome)

  by SpiceItUp in

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  when i meet somebody for the first time i always have a few standard questions i ask them...so how about it.

  i would like to know about all you wonderful people that i chat and post with on a daily basis.

  this is me (i edited to put the link in by stephanus...thanks a bunch) .

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  Heaven,

  I saw that movie when I was in 8th or 9th grade and promptly went out and purchased the soundtrack.

  Rachmoninov is still one of my favorites.

  *thinks Jane Seymore was one of my first big crushes...Grrrrr

  Lizard
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  Lets get friendly! (pics are welcome)

  by SpiceItUp in

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  when i meet somebody for the first time i always have a few standard questions i ask them...so how about it.

  i would like to know about all you wonderful people that i chat and post with on a daily basis.

  this is me (i edited to put the link in by stephanus...thanks a bunch) .

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  Pierced,

  I've never been to Mackinaw Island....

  I would love to go there sometime.

  Sounds like a roadtrip....I would also like to go to Catawba island...

  Lizard