Mommy,
As my handle, larc, indicates, I am generaly light hearted and I enjoy humor immensely, with or without beer. When I get provoked, I tend to got off like a rocket, then calm down quickly. I went into a long rant with two people earlier in my career here, and later regreted it. So now I count 400 before I post a reply. :):):)
Hey JAVA,
Tell the bartender to put those two drinks on my tab. I always pay up at the end of the month, even if I have to skip a house payment to cover it. :):)