From your spiritual guide and Thinker's desciple,
All this chit chat is nice and all, but I think we need to get back to the very serious subject at hand. Now that you have had a chance to read and absorb Thinker's words of inspiration, and you have read my indisputable additional proofs, it is time for me to introduce more meat in due season which is only meant to enhance what we have already learned here and not in any way meant to dispute established truth.
The scriptures plainly show with no uncertainty that people today will not enter into a great tribulation as is taught by the wicked, Satanic religions of this world. Oh, no, the wicked grease eaters and the back sliding cheeseburger mongers will enter into the "Great Fribillation." and if that time was not cut short, heart attacks would be everywhere and medical insurance costs would soar. Truly, and unmistakedly, this is sign of the last days.
Please print this out and unerline the important parts. There will be a question later.
PS
I wanted to announce that for the memorial sevice, we will be serving bread and Slim Fast.