Well, I think it's a joke, the release of anti-vampire material, but one thing is true: all the Facebook profiles of many young JWs I know betray their interest in the Twilight series. It's like a plague!
DagothUr
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2011 Convention Releases - PDFs?
by StandFirm indoes anyone have links for pdfs of any of the convention releases this year?.
many thanks..
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2011 District a$$embly - We cant wait. The board is abuzz WHAT NOOLITE?
by hamsterbait inthe first summer a$$embly finishes this weekend.. tell tell!.
who are the toes.
the verrucas and fungus?.
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DagothUr
If what the Love Doctor published is accurate, it seems the issue of the 10 toes has been switched on/off more than one until now. It was OFF before 1978, we see that it was ON in 85 and now it's OFF again.
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May 21st, 2011, Judgement Day?
by FrankWTower inwhile on the subject of some wacko making yet another prediction, i found this info on time.com.. .
the onset of world war i freaked a lot of people out.
but it was especially trippy for the zion's watch tower tract society, a group that's now called jehovah's witnesses.
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DagothUr
It's like a ZOO here.
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Is there no hope? (daughter getting baptized)
by camicia ini'm really distraught about the fact my 23 year old daughter is ready to abandon a potential career in writing where her talent lies, and become a jehovah's witness.
i banned the study being held in our home, but it only hurt my relationship with my daughter, who screamed at me "i pay to live here and i'm not hiding, you're sabotaging my relationship with god!
" so i gave in.
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DagothUr
Smart people tend to be seekers of truth and they seek the meanings of life everywhere, even in religion, in the Bible, in the Society. They are curious. But they also are the first to awaken when they smell shit. An educated non-born-in will probably not stay long in the BORG. I think your daughter is curious, she likes some of the persons there, has some issues with your authority, has a feeling of self-righteousness and she will get baptized only to leave the organisation for good in about 3 years from now, after which she will join our ranks and become an atheist.
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DagothUr
Move the raptor to october! Yea, we still need a good laugh is autumn, too. Camping, move the goddamn raptor already, don't you hear Obves?!
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...WBT$/JW 1975.....Harold Camping`s May 21 2011 Rapture...
by OUTLAW innow we know how stupid we look..when we knock on peoples doors... with the wbt$ message... .
"armageddon is just around the corner!".
..................... ...outlaw.
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DagothUr
Larsinger is right. Judgement day occured in a degree of 55.4 %, only...INVISIBLY. Last 44.6% will take place at the next date of Harold Camping's choosing.
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The Rapture Is Taught In the Bible
by snowbird in1 thessalonians 4:15 -17 and then this: we can tell you with complete confidencewe have the master's word on itthat when the master comes again to get us, those of us who are still alive will not get a jump on the dead and leave them behind.
in actual fact, they'll be ahead of us.
the master himself will give the command.
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DagothUr
Me too. I believe in the raptor.
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DagothUr
Larsinger failed too, only he's more agile. He precisely pointed out that on may 21 it will be the Rapture or it will be nothing. Like in the last 65 million years, since the big rock from the sky killed the raptors. That was the last noticeable event.
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So If I am to be raptured on Saturday I guess I should spend the day outside?
by stuckinamovement ini don't want to get trapped in a building when i am called to the lord.
these are details you gotta think about.. my rapture checklist.
clean underwearbiblesnickers and trailmix (you never know how long the trip up might be)sunscreen (the uv rays at 50,000 are killer)harmonicais there anything else i am missing?.
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DagothUr
ooook, the day is done and the room is a little spinny. We got raptured on everything that can be drunk and has alcohol in it, except anti-freeze solution. It's 2 AM on sunday and Harold Campings raptor was a flop!
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May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inharold camping has promised that the rapture will be on may 21, 2011.. .
they've put it on this van that "the bible guarantees it", so it must be true!.
after all, would this face lie?.
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DagothUr
Whooa...I had 3 cherry-liqueur shots....after 2 liters of beer...I think I can see the light! Itm getting raptured soon! Just one more shot...