Dress up like John the Baptizer .... after the beheading.
MeanMrMustard
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Why "fancy dress" and "theme weddings" were BANNED by our Congregation!
by Witness 007 inour kingdom hall was in a boring town of 30,000 people so to spice things up me and some special pioneers living with us decided to have a fancy dress up party!
what could go wrong?
nice clean fun, and no booze (oh crap!).
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The Trinity Easily Explained in 29 Words
by maccauk ina man can be a father .
a man can be a son.
a man can be a husband.
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MeanMrMustard
I am late to the thread, but let me give it a shot:
Once upon a time people were confused about existence. Some nut jobs made up myths to help. Other nut jobs claimed to be God. Still other nut jobs believed.
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Barred from entering kh
by poopie ina friend of mine called last night we will call him tom.
he is df now for 2 yrs for associating with a a df person non relative.
anyway he arrived at the meeting this week and was informed by 3 elders that he was no longer welcomed at the hall.apparently he was caught greeting someone in the parking lot after meeting.
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MeanMrMustard
Barred from entering the KH by the elders. Translation: “We are forcing you to live a better life. Now, go have a decnt evening. If you insist on being bored out your mind and dying slowly inside, then we will be forced to get the authorites involved. We won’t tolerate you ruing any more of your life...... oh, and nice shoes.”
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Jehovah is Satan
by VW.org ini found a very convincing youtube video showing that jehovah of the old testament is satan and the god of the new testament is god the father.. https://youtu.be/-eyp4n0xkxk.
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MeanMrMustard
@Old Navy: We must also remember that when the Southern Kingdom was removed from the land, many people went without decent underwear.
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Jehovah is Satan
by VW.org ini found a very convincing youtube video showing that jehovah of the old testament is satan and the god of the new testament is god the father.. https://youtu.be/-eyp4n0xkxk.
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MeanMrMustard
@David_Jay:
Yes, we are basically saying the same thing - mainly the YouTuber’s argument has internal inconsistencies. As you say - it is self defeating.
Cheers!
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Barred from entering kh
by poopie ina friend of mine called last night we will call him tom.
he is df now for 2 yrs for associating with a a df person non relative.
anyway he arrived at the meeting this week and was informed by 3 elders that he was no longer welcomed at the hall.apparently he was caught greeting someone in the parking lot after meeting.
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MeanMrMustard
Left out of the story: he arrived at the meeting wearing his best meeting shoes ... only.
And then he greeted someone in the parking lot.... with a “helicopter”...
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Jehovah is Satan
by VW.org ini found a very convincing youtube video showing that jehovah of the old testament is satan and the god of the new testament is god the father.. https://youtu.be/-eyp4n0xkxk.
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MeanMrMustard
Hola David_Jay,
Sure. But I don’t think it matters if you consider Jesus as YHWH or not. Even if you don’t be believe Jesus is YHWH, or even of you think the entire thing is a story myth. It doesn’t matter because you have to at least explain the internal contradiction if you are keen on this theory of OT YHWH = Satan.
Jesus, the good guy, identified himself with the OT YHWH. Whatever your beliefs on the nature of Jesus, it presents a bit of an issue for the theory, eh?
Seems to me if you want to say OT YHWH = Satan, then you at least put Jesus in Satan’s camp.
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Jehovah is Satan
by VW.org ini found a very convincing youtube video showing that jehovah of the old testament is satan and the god of the new testament is god the father.. https://youtu.be/-eyp4n0xkxk.
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MeanMrMustard
I am at work and have not watched all the videos. Browsing threads at lunch - but just a surface question:
Jesus at one point ( as a lost child ) said it should have been easy to find him because he would be in his “Father’s house” (Luke 2:49). In this context, it was the Jewish Temple... the house of the OT YHWH. How does this theory reconcile this statement? Is Jesus the son of God, or YHWH (since YHWH in this theory = Satan)
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At the annual meeting right now . . .
by neat blue dog ini'm at the recorded meeting right now.
trying to hide my disgust sitting up front listening to geoffrey jackson quibble about the pharisaical minutai of sanctification vs. vindication.
the audience is thrilled that they now have 'permission' to say god's name can be vindicated.
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MeanMrMustard
@neat blue dog:
Stephen Lett just said that God gave Jesus "immorality" in the heavens. The audience laughed and he corrected himself. Seconds later he said "organism". Couldn't help thinking he dodged a bullet with that word too 😉
Back in the day when I attended meetings and went to the good ol in-home book study, it was held at an older brother’s house. This guy was one step away from senile, but out of respect, he was most often the reader. When we studied the creation book we learned, of course, that all “orgasms” were created, not evolved. We learned that God created all varieties of “orgasms”, and in the future we would live in peace with the animals and “orgasms”.
It was the hardest (no pun intended) thing to sit through. Everyone was embarrassed. Paragraph after paragraph. The conductor didn’t want to correct him or reassign the reading in the middle of the study - too awkward I guess. Kids that were just starting to read, but who were not so confident, started to say “orgasm” too.
Good lord.
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Just woke up turn TV on to hear yet another nut case with a gun.
by Still Totally ADD infirst they said 20 dead with 100 injured.
now i just heard 50 dead and 200 injured.
whatever it is it just another nut case who was able to get a high power gun to kill people.
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MeanMrMustard
@honest:
Yes, but you have spiders that eat dingos... very very large spiders. Like this:
If I lived in AU, I would want a gun... fully automatic.... hold nothing back from this horrible creature .... good lord.
