Happy Birthday, Kent!
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Joyzabel
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HAPPPYYYY BIRTHDAYYY KENT!
by nelly136 inand i'd just like to add ya .
dont look a day over 60. big (((((smoochies))))).
luv deb xxxx
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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ROTFLMAO!
what a refreshing thread this is!
*shaking couch cushions to look for money*, need to buy something from these poor saps. :-)
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placing plastic jar by door for *help the Dave & Farkel fund*
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Advice 4 Anyone Struggling after leaving WT
by JT inrepost.
just wanted to pass along some of the golden nuggets i have in the.
wt files.
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Joyzabel
Thanks JT for posting this.
I love the subway anology. So I'm printing the whole thing to read in bed tonight!
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ps edited for spelling errors :-)
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Joyzabel
I thought this was a thread about sex.
Ohhhh. 6 feet under. Yeah I LOVE that show. (morbid sense of humor, I guess)
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Wow I'm getting married
by lauralisa inhe asked me on friday night.
wow.
he's the man of my dreams, and i'm so happy i was able to meet him.
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Joyzabel
CONGRADULATIONS Laualisa.
May you have many happy dreams more to fulfull.
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Therapy suggestions.......
by flower inok as those of you who know me know i'm a little wacky since my exit from the borg.
i've decided that its a little more than can be solved with just this board so i'm calling in the pros.
hopefully they can just do some type of operation and remove this borg chip that is still implanted in my brain.
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Joyzabel
Flower, great advice you've gotten.
"Best wishes, though the progress seems slow, I think you have come a long way in the time that you have been here." See I'm not the only one who has noticed.
Just continue along the journey you have started.
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How many.....to change a light bulb?
by Joyzabel infreefallin e-mailed this to me and thought you all would enjoy it.. changing a light bulb the christian way.
how many christians does it take to change a light bulb?.
charismatic: only one.
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Joyzabel
lol, thanks larc and jst2laws, those were great, too.
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How many.....to change a light bulb?
by Joyzabel infreefallin e-mailed this to me and thought you all would enjoy it.. changing a light bulb the christian way.
how many christians does it take to change a light bulb?.
charismatic: only one.
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FreeFallin e-mailed this to me and thought you all would enjoy it.
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or
completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb, you are loved. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Jehovah's Witness: Knock on your
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I'm depressed
by Elsewhere in.
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"as every one knows, there are mistakes in the bible" - the watchtower, april 15, 1928, p. 126 .
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I'm sorry to hear that Dave.
"Life is difficult" S.Peck. I wish I had a crystal ball to tell you what your future would be, but you know I don't have one.
I'm here to listen anytime.
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HIV
by BritBoy ina bit of a touchy subject.
i have had the week from hell... i have a bad chest infection and have not been well for sometime (as some of you here know).
my gp suggested an hiv test as beng gay i am a high risk... i agreed and had one.
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Joyzabel
Great news BritBoy.
I agree with Mr.Moe, in the U.S. the most people at risk are African-American females. I have delivered several women who were not only were HIV positive but also in AIDS. There is no way to be completely "covered" when doing deliveries or prevent needle sticks. So I can relate to your anxiety about being tested and worried about the ramifications if it were positive.
Just telling you this because there are many others who are at risk of becoming infected with HIV than just the stero-typical gay population.
A midwife, j2bf