JosephAlward
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Bible Writers Believed the Earth Was Flat
by JosephAlward inthe best evidence that the bible teaches that the earth is flat is found in the following passages.
the first is in matthew: .
"[t]he devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them".
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Bible Error: Where Did King Josiah Die?
by JosephAlward injosiah, king of judah (640-609 b.c.
), was installed as king at the age of eight.
josiah attempted to restore the kingdom of david and was opposed by pharaoh necho of egypt in a battle at megiddo.
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Bible Error: Jesus Cures the Leper
by JosephAlward inthe author of mark thinks that jesus cured the leper after he cured simon peters mother-in-law, but the author of matthew says just the opposite: he thinks that jesus cured the leper before he cured the mother-in-law.
they both cannot be right, so the bible is in error.
here is the evidence:.
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Matthew's Potter's Field Story Is a Fake
by JosephAlward inaccording to matthew, jesus says that jeremiah spoke of events which would foreshadow the priests' purchase of the potter's field with the thirty pieces of silver judas obtained for his betrayal of jesus: .
"then judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders... and they... bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in.
then was fulfilled that which was spoken by jeremy the prophet, saying, and they took the thirty pieces of silver, the price of him that was valued, whom they of the children of israel did value; and gave them for the potter's field" (matthew 27:3-10) .
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Bible Error: How Did Judas Die?
by JosephAlward inmatthew says that judas hanged himself, while the writer in acts says that he fell and his guts spilled out.
both of these accounts cannot be true.
either one is, or neither is, and this means that the bible is not error-free.
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Did the Son of Man Come?
by JosephAlward inif the author of the book of matthew can be believed, jesus left no doubt about when the apocalypse would occur.
it would be before all of jesus' disciples died, even before his disciples would be able to spread the good word to all of the cities of israel.
since all of the disciples are dead and the apocalypse hasn't occurred, we must conclude that matthew was wrong and that the bible is in error.
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Is It Impossible for God to Lie?
by JosephAlward inthe bible says that "...it is impossible for god to lie.." (hebrews 6:18).
however, if causing a person to believe something which is not the truth is a lie, then that is exactly what paul said god did:.
and then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the lord jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming.
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Bible Error: Did the Sun Stand Still for Joshua?
by JosephAlward injoshua asks the lord to stop the sun .
on the day the lord gave the amorites over to israel, joshua said to the lord in the presence of israel: "o sun, stand still over gibeon, o moon, over the valley of aijalon.
" so the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on its enemies, as it is written in the book of jashar.
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Kissing Hank's Ass: Humor
by JosephAlward inwho is hank, and why would i want to kiss his ass?.
he can do what ever he wants and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass.. me: that doesn't make any sense.
mary: oh yes, all the time.... me: and has he given you a million dollars?.
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Bible Error: Which Came First, Man or Beast?
by JosephAlward inthe first creation story .
in the first part of genesis, the writer tells us that the animals were created before man: .
25 god made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds.