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  Church of the apostate, and baptism nullification

  by avishai in

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  starting a no church church for depbaptisms, only belief is that your old religion no longer has power over you or rights to your info if you don't want them too., with possible legal ramifications.

  here is a rough draft of what we're trying to do, whaddya think?.

  we're tired of organizations that you have left keeping you on their rolls, or keeping records of your behavior even though you no longer believe as they do.

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  Yes, Kurt, some inspiration does come from the Subgenius.
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  Church of the apostate, and baptism nullification

  by avishai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  starting a no church church for depbaptisms, only belief is that your old religion no longer has power over you or rights to your info if you don't want them too., with possible legal ramifications.

  here is a rough draft of what we're trying to do, whaddya think?.

  we're tired of organizations that you have left keeping you on their rolls, or keeping records of your behavior even though you no longer believe as they do.

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  starting a no church church for depbaptisms, only belief is that your old religion no longer has power over you or rights to your info if you don't want them too., with possible legal ramifications. Here is a rough draft of what we're trying to do, whaddya think?
  

  We're Tired of organizations that you have left keeping you on their rolls, or keeping records of your behavior even though you no longer believe as they do. We want to give people the right to have your lives back. Welcome to the Church of the apostate, where we offer unbaptisms and ordinations with the right to unbaptize others as you wish. Our only belief is that you don't have to believe if you don't want to.

  The word apostate has become a derogatory term in many religions, we prefer the dictionary definition

  You've left. You don't have to define yourself as a Catholic, Muslim, Mormon, etc. With unbaptism, you don't even have to define yourself as an Ex-catholic, a recovering Mormon, or a recovering anything for that matter. You are now just you, heck you don't even have to define yourself as an apostate, or a member of our church, unbaptism is available to all who want it, Athiest, Christian, Muslim. You are just you.
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  untitled

  by avishai in

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  ok, so some org's won't give you your freedom, keep records, etc.

  so sometimes you need a religion to fight a religion, and this church can do that with debaptism, the only belief of the church of the apostate is that your old religion has no right to your information.

  here is a rough draft of the anti-church church that i'm trying to start, the only holy thing we have is towels for debaptism.

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  OK, so some org's won't give you your freedom, keep records, etc. So sometimes you need a religion to fight a religion, and this church can do that with debaptism, the only belief of the church of the apostate is that your old religion has no right to your information. here is a rough draft of the anti-church church that I'm trying to start, the only holy thing we have is towels for debaptism.

  
  

  We're Tired of organizations that you have left keeping you on their rolls, or keeping records of your behavior even though you no longer believe as they do. We want to give people the right to have your lives back. Welcome to the Church of the apostate, where we offer unbaptisms and ordinations with the right to unbaptize others as you wish. Our only belief is that you don't have to believe if you don't want to.

  The word apostate has become a derogatory term in many religions, we prefer the dictionary definition

  a·pos·tate

      [ uh - pos -teyt, -tit] Show IPA

  – noun

  a person who forsakes his religion, cause, party, etc.

  – adjective

  of or characterized by apostasy.

  You've left. You don't have to define yourself as a Catholic, Muslim, Mormon, etc. With unbaptism, you don't even have to define yourself as an Ex-catholic, a recovering Mormon, or a recovering anything for that matter. You are now just you, heck you don't even have to define yourself as an apostate, or a member of our church, unbaptism is available to all who want it, Athiest, Christian, Muslim. You are just you.

  Whaddya think?
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  It is Jehovah’s organization because it has to keep correcting itself

  by Doug Mason in

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  The 13 Illuminati Satanic Bloodlines

  by alice.in.wonderland in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  any comments on this here?.

  the russell bloodline.

  the watchtower & the illuminati.

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  If you rearange santa, it's Satan. Beware Satan Claus!!

  
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  Just Heard Some Shocking News

  by jookbeard in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  a predatory jw paedophile micheal porter (uk) who has a 15 year record of abuse including the rape of his own baby but somehow evaded jail now is a member of my old congregation;wimbledon.

  words fail me, to think of the years of shunning that these idiots have heaped upon me even by my own family and this piece of shit was seen a this years memorial laughing and joking with the congregation.

  strange that this news story slipped passed me when it was broadcast by the british media in 2007..

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  pod, if I remember correctly, besty is from the UK
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  Just Heard Some Shocking News

  by jookbeard in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  a predatory jw paedophile micheal porter (uk) who has a 15 year record of abuse including the rape of his own baby but somehow evaded jail now is a member of my old congregation;wimbledon.

  words fail me, to think of the years of shunning that these idiots have heaped upon me even by my own family and this piece of shit was seen a this years memorial laughing and joking with the congregation.

  strange that this news story slipped passed me when it was broadcast by the british media in 2007..

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  I keep hearing about how much better the UK justice system is than the USA...How again?
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  T-Shirt I made for sh**s and giggles y'all might like...

  by Tuesday in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey folks, so i'm trapped on the couch with a baby that will only sleep directly next to me so i thought i'd do some photshop fun stuff.

  i ended up throwing this on a t-shirt and thought everyone here would get a kick out of it.

  it's on zazzle for cost of the shirt if you want to buy one, i don't have any of these ready made otherwise i'd just send them to you.. http://www.zazzle.com/evil_apostate_tshirt-235340729895953018.

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  Advertise on xmuslim sites too!
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  Is Jehovahs Witnesses the only religion that questions certain hair styles?

  by asilentone in

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  Sikh men, Hassidic jews.
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  are 12 step programs a cult? Discuss..

  by avishai in

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  what qualities would you say they share w/ other high control groups?.

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  Thanks OTWO for your balanced analysis. I will write more on my thoughts on the matter soon..