Off topic, I suppose, but on my first DC as a newly converted, newly baptised brother, I was dispatched to the news service department because I worked for a newspaper. I spent lunchtimes strolling around Lang Park, Brisbane, looking for anyone from outside Brisbane, who would be photographed as a happy, smiling family. I took down their names and congregation. The rest of the sessions were spent writing up those details as captions to go out to their local papers, along with a unique rewrite of a DC press release on some of the main points, skewing it to their local area.
In the end I reckoned I wrote out that press release about 50 or 60 different ways on their crappy portable typewriter. At the end of it people, knowing I was a newbie, asked, "So what did you think of the convention. Wasn't it encouraging?" And I'd go, "Yes, it was very encouraging. I got a lot out of it. It was very upbuilding." I reckon I heard about an hour of the whole thing.