poopsiecakes
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"Kindom Simplification" conventions, re: 1991
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Vatican seeks to improve relations with JWs!
by GLTirebiter inthe odd couple seems to have inspired the vatican's latest ecumenical gesture.. we have been losing catholics to the watchtower for some time, remarked a senior vatican official.
in fact, ex-catholics make up a huge number of current witnesses; it is time that we focused on a better relationship with these earnest people..
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Google Win
by TheClarinetist ini found this mildly amusing while searching for the alleged quote where the watchtower quoted someone quoting them in the creation book.
i figured that i may as well take advantage of the nice university library while i have the chance.
on that note, if anyone knows the quote and what it is taken from, send me a pm.. .
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Amazing talent and way to tell a story
by purplesofa inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vohf3ovrxkg.
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FINALLY!!
by poopsiecakes inladies and gentlemen, i have finally found the perfect religion.
i`m seriously thinking of becoming ordained... .
http://dudeism.com/index.html.
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hey noni noni ( how the mornons got the jw's to work for them)
by highdose ini've no idea if this health craze is still current in the borg land.. but it started with the moroms in utah setting up a health drink company.
it took the form of a mlm and they quickly farmed it out to the jw's who jumped all over it.
at one point everyone i knew was buying this very expensive drink, those mormons must have been rolling in the cash!.
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Atheism is NOT a religion
by cantleave inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f8u_jvehs8e.
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Bollywood On Drugs
by metatron inrobots!
explosions!
stuff blowing up and guns shooting everywhere!.
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Elders Handbook
by S EIGHT inafter illegally downloading a copy and going through it, here are the most outstanding points all active jw's should know:.
1. a little light gambling for entertainment is not something the elders should be concerned with providing it meets certain criteria.. 2. an elder who was appointed 10 years ago but fornicated 5 years ago can remain an elder providing he meets certain criteria.. elder 1: "i bet you'd love to shag my wife" (a little light gambling).
elder 2: "i did, 5 years ago, but she wasn't into oral so i dumped her and wish i'd never bothered" (demonstrates regret).
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Trained Chimp Can Predict Hurricanes Better than NOAA
by Bourne inhttp://www.nationalcenter.org/hurricaneforecast.html.
takin' bets now...... .
bourne.