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  Post one PICTURE that sums up your Watchtower experience so far . . .

  by nicolaou in

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  i started a topic like this about 4 years ago but, as you'd expect, most of the images no longer show so here we go again .

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  cheerios

  and my reply to my shepherding call:
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  Post one PICTURE that sums up your Watchtower experience so far . . .

  by nicolaou in

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  i started a topic like this about 4 years ago but, as you'd expect, most of the images no longer show so here we go again .

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  my shepherding call:

  
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  Propoganda from JW film excerpt: Painting the Fence with Brother Fisek

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  i don't know if this one was posted, but i thought you might want to see what kind of garbage they tell the young ones.. stop missing meetings, stop setting college and career goals.

  run for jehovah:.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz8t6rkp5mq&feature=player_embedded#.

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  cheerios

  i only made it about 20% thru that video ... that's when i stuck my ballpoint pen into my left eye ... strangely, it was a much better experience than listening to that vomitous drivel coming out of the old idiot's mouth ... unfortunately, it started again, and i had to gouge out my right eye ... as i have no more eyes, i'm not sure what i'll have to do if it starts again
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  "The way of the truth is the best way of living. No better way can there be found."

  by nicolaou in

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  "the way of the truth is the best way of living.. no better way can there be found.".

  remember that?

  it's the opening line to 'make the truth your own'.

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  cheerios

  i threw up a little in my mouth when i read that
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  Hubby is Researching 607...

  by cognac in

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  would you say that's the beginning of the end?

  hubby's researching if the beginning date can be proven from the bible its starting date is 607. clearly, he won't find the answer.... here's hoping he will see the light... .

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  cheerios

  Your post 1104 simply prefers 587 BCE but serious scholars prefer 586 BCE so this shows that your methodology is deficient so the smart thing to do is to take notice of the celebrated WT scholars.

  LOLOLOLOLOL

  that's some world-beater logic there!

  but you are incorrect. the smart thing to do is see what is buried in that great big old pyramid .. i'm sure the regnal years are explained there.
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  Circuit Assembly This Past Weekend "Safeguard Your Spirituality" -Everyone Please Enter-

  by tryingtoexit in

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  so we had our circuit assembly this past weekend, and it was the first one in my life that i told my wife i would not be attending.

  we had a brief conversation on why, and she said well just go to this last one with me, and then when we can discuss what we learn and compare it to why you've been expressing your "new" feelings towards the wts.. i love my wife, and as much as i thought i was gonna hate it i decided to go.

  now that i no longer want to be a jehovah's witness it really didnt bother me that nobody hardly talked to me despite me living in this same area for 4 1/2 years, everybody views me as spiritually weak because i dont go out in service, rarely attend meetings, dont comment, lesson is never underlined, so the "friends" never interact with me anyway and i'm use to it, actually that's the way i prefer it.

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  cheerios

  satan asked to be my Facebook friend yesterday. when i declined, he texted me and said: oh cmon, is it really so that you cant be on facebook? i started thinking about it, and lo! facebook was good to behold! so i let him join my friends.

  looks like the gibbering boobies are right. facebook really IS demonic!

  but it's okay ... satan likes to play farkle .. and i do too .. but that pointy headed bastard has beaten me 3 out of 5 times now ...

  ps: charles taze russel would've been a fan of the freemasons (if he had a facebook)
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  Joshua asked God to let the Sun stand still.....and he did it? How? Why?

  by Witness 007 in

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  joshua wasn't done butchering people, "not enough time in the day" to chop up "god's enemies" so he says: "yeah hi jehovah, just wondering if you could make the sun stand still for me so i can continue the slaughter...thanks.

  " no problem!

  god stops the earths rotation {which should cause it to drift from the sun or crash into the moon} and holds it for joshua.

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  cheerios

  you guys are completely and utterly wrong wrong wrong ... god had NOTHING to do with it ... at all ...

  it was superman flying really really really fast around the earth to make it go backwards ... because lois lane was dumb enough to get sunk into a sinkhole from an earthquake ...
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  Circuit Assembly This Past Weekend "Safeguard Your Spirituality" -Everyone Please Enter-

  by tryingtoexit in

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  so we had our circuit assembly this past weekend, and it was the first one in my life that i told my wife i would not be attending.

  we had a brief conversation on why, and she said well just go to this last one with me, and then when we can discuss what we learn and compare it to why you've been expressing your "new" feelings towards the wts.. i love my wife, and as much as i thought i was gonna hate it i decided to go.

  now that i no longer want to be a jehovah's witness it really didnt bother me that nobody hardly talked to me despite me living in this same area for 4 1/2 years, everybody views me as spiritually weak because i dont go out in service, rarely attend meetings, dont comment, lesson is never underlined, so the "friends" never interact with me anyway and i'm use to it, actually that's the way i prefer it.

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  cheerios

  apparently the human brain is incapable of discerning what is true and false, so much so that if anyone comes across apostate literature/websites (or texts LOL) then the brain will automatically start processing this information as true, leading to the demise of the helpless witlesses at the hands of satan's junkfood.

  and they say that god made the human body so well ...
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  Hubby is Researching 607...

  by cognac in

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  would you say that's the beginning of the end?

  hubby's researching if the beginning date can be proven from the bible its starting date is 607. clearly, he won't find the answer.... here's hoping he will see the light... .

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  cheerios

  or mentally vacant ..
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  Hubby is Researching 607...

  by cognac in

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  would you say that's the beginning of the end?

  hubby's researching if the beginning date can be proven from the bible its starting date is 607. clearly, he won't find the answer.... here's hoping he will see the light... .

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  cheerios

  celebrated WT scholars?

  if they are 'celebrated', then they are well-known - at the very least, their work would be well known. so who are they? would anyone on the street know who they are and what they claim? would any respected secular authority? would anyone know them or their work?

  if you've spent 30 years researching this and this is all you have to show for it ... wow, how sad.