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  Mr Sloth and the Flood

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  so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

  i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

  the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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  Mr Sloth and the Flood

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  so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

  i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

  the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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  Mr Sloth and the Flood

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  so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

  i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

  the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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  cheerios

  
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  Mr Sloth and the Flood

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  so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

  i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

  the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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  cheerios

  nah its timelords ... they were always mucking about
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  Mr Sloth and the Flood

  by avatar in

  1. jw
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  so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

  i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

  the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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  cheerios

  
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  Mr Sloth and the Flood

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  so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

  i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

  the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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  cheerios

  this is clearly what happened:

  
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  Jehovah's Witnesses View Of Higher Education Video

  by Bubblegum Apotheosis in

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  http://wn.com/jehovah's_witnesses_and_mental_illness .

  the speaker tells of "witnesses who are close to graduation and drop out of school to pursue kingdom goals" "turn down scholarships to pursue kingdom interest" .

  now that we are in the twentieth year of the "thousand year reign of our lord jesus christ", all those students who dropped out of college are happy they listened to the unwavering and steady teachings of society, without reading their bible or "testing these apostles" revelation 2:3. .

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  what is interesting about that ... "turn down scholarships" .. um dont you have to APPLY for them? if they are really putting kingdumb interests first, why would they bother to apply for htem in the first place?

  afaik, scholarships in the usa dont just come looking for you, at least not on teh average. perhaps some super gifted kid might get looked for but i wouldnt think that would fall in the active dub category anyways
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  Jehovah's Witnesses And The Paranormal

  by Cold Steel in

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  i understand that the jehovah's witnesses are paranoid when it comes to the paranormal.. how far do the roots of this paranoia go?

  has anyone ever had any personal paranormal experiences or know of anyone who has (first hand)?.

  and what are some of the more popular stories that get retold in jw circles?.

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  i used to see the most horrifying demon all the time .. then i divorced my ex ... havent seen it since .. it still goes to the kingdumb hell afaik ...

  seriously though, when i was a kid, my mom was convinced i had demon attacks .. i was 7 or so .. wasnt until my late 30s and consultation of therapist that i learned about night terrors .. and lo and behold the scientific explanation was spot on

  never had one since
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  2012 DC Program

  by blondie in

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  digital publications.

  books and brochures.

  http://www.jw.org/index.html?option=qryqcsvrglbbx.

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  you can be pretty sure that masturbation will hold center stage
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  Apostates defeated once again.....

  by nananana in

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  before the mentally diseased apostates could get their hands on and dissect any information regarding the convention that hadn't been released to regular publishers/elders...the society released the district program on the official site completely and utterly slaying every single demented apostate on the face of the earth.

  now have fun dissecting it kiddos, while we big kids get a taste of solid, spiritual meet this summer.

  continue drowning in misery while god's people go on rejoicing and enduring these last days.

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  you would think by now they would condense the program into a time and money saving format, sort of a DC for Dummies (oh wait, they already have that) .. DC for Corp Saving Money:

  • New Light: Intarnet isnt full of Demonz BUT ONLY if you go to www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • You are all worthless - donate here: www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • Worship the GB err we mean Jehoober - donate here: www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • WT now taking major credit cards - donate here: www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • Stop Masturbating - donate here: www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • Drama Summary: Young Person meets Weak person, masturbates, confesses, disciplined, loves jahover - donate here: www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • Needs of the Corp (a.k.a. GIMMEH ALL YER DAMN CASH LOLZ) - donate here: www.wt.org\donate.htm
  • Dont forget your donations: www.wt.org\donate.htm

  that is about the gist of EVERY convention i have ever been to, bar none.