So what is the overall percentage increase worldwide?
And don't forget, every year they get more diligent about counting every scrap of "time" - even the most inactive of inactive gets a quarter hour against their name:
Secretary: (on speakerphone) Hi, Mabel - it's Bill from the kingdom hall - You must have said something about the good news - tradesman? Someone at the shops?
Shut-in: Well, not (gasp) really, it's (gasp) awful difficult in (gasp) this iron lung. (Wheeze)
Secretary: Oh yes I forgot about that. Well just a word or two to the nurse surely?
Shut-in: N(gasp) I ... (gasp) err ....
Secretary: What was that? 15 minutes?
Shut-in: (Gurgle) Uhhhh (wheeze)
Secretary: OK I'll put you down for 15 minutes, Jehovah bless, bye.
You know it happens!