Dear writing department,
we would like you to prepare an article which clearly layes out our position on beards. To summarize it, brother Tony would like to remark Beards are not for christians but only for "transvestites, drug users, mexicans and other perverts", brother Morris points out all jews had Beards and in fact is obligatory under the mosaic law and brother lett remarks it is not something the bible teaches a specific position on.
please state our position in simple terms suitable for instructing the Christian congregation in the coming decades and importantly with full scriptual support.
with Christian love,
the governing body.